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04-03-07, 07:23 PM #1
Water v. Wine
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
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04-03-07, 07:37 PM #2
04-03-07, 07:58 PM #3
I don't drink water 'cause fish have sex in it.
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Wasn't that WC Fields? Or maybe it was a stock joke of the time. Either way his delivery was superb. "Water?! I never touch the stuff! It rusts pipes and fish make luuuuuuuuv in it."
04-04-07, 01:12 AM #9
Wine sucks."I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
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04-04-07, 03:46 AM #11
Hmmmm, does Scotch count? If not, make mine Port. Preferrably Warre's or Taylor Fladgate."Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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04-04-07, 05:41 AM #12
When I saw the subject line...I thought someone was here to talk about their PSA exam**********************
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04-04-07, 03:50 PM #13
Thats what I been tellin ya baby,beer is a wine! sorta,kinda
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