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    Water v. Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.


    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


    WATER = Poo WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.



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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    Wine = Health
    hehehehe

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    I don't drink water 'cause fish have sex in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    I don't drink water 'cause fish have sex in it.
    Me too!


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    And no you can't have any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop View Post
    Me too!


    You don't drink water??

    Or you have sex with fish??
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    I don't drink water 'cause fish have sex in it.
    So do beavers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    You don't drink water??

    Or you have sex with fish??

    Yes.

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    Wasn't that WC Fields? Or maybe it was a stock joke of the time. Either way his delivery was superb. "Water?! I never touch the stuff! It rusts pipes and fish make luuuuuuuuv in it."

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    Wine sucks.
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    I would pass"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    Wine sucks.
    "And yet it tastes so much better than water" - Jesus

    Stuff gives me an instant headache.

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    Hmmmm, does Scotch count? If not, make mine Port. Preferrably Warre's or Taylor Fladgate.
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    Thats what I been tellin ya baby,beer is a wine! sorta,kinda

 

 

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