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04-04-07, 01:07 PM #1
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I just got conscripted
So here I am, living happily ever after in the US...then my mom calls me. "You have a letter from the military".
Appears I am supposed to go join the Norwegian army in August.
Looks like I'll have to make some phonecalls...
They want me to do this:
But I wanna do this if anything at all:
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04-04-07, 01:33 PM #2
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Man, go for the talking on the phone job! Sounds easy
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04-04-07, 02:30 PM #3
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Not if he is a foward observer.
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04-04-07, 02:36 PM #4
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Norway has an army????
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04-04-07, 06:01 PM #6
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04-04-07, 06:34 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Virginian
Man, go for the talking on the phone job! Sounds easy
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04-04-07, 06:55 PM #8
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If you have to go, hope you get to do what you want. If not call us too while your there!!!!
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Yup, but then again, so do France and Italy! Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
Norway has an army????
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04-04-07, 07:20 PM #10
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I always thought they also had mandatory 2 years service too. Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
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04-04-07, 08:24 PM #11Cheech Guest
Norwegian army.... dood fuck that it looks cold.
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04-04-07, 09:04 PM #12
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The Norwegian Resistance played a big role in WWII....they blew up Hitler's Heavy Water plant, thereby stopping his atomic bomb plans. Originally Posted by Crash
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04-04-07, 10:07 PM #13
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I always thought they also had mandatory 2 years service too.
no, they are to have 2 people in their army.
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04-05-07, 05:02 AM #14
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I saw that doco also. Talk about hardcore m-fers Originally Posted by PDawg
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04-05-07, 05:11 AM #15
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I have to laugh when I see the first pic. Here is a soldier all camo'd up talking on his handset...and his WHITE PASTY arms are blinding everybody around him.
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04-05-07, 05:50 AM #16
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Pic number two..what's up with the jungle cam in snow terrain? Dont fluro orange vests kinda defeat the purpose of cam??
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04-05-07, 06:10 AM #17
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04-05-07, 08:26 AM #19
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Hell yeah. We have Navy and Air Force too Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
Norway has an army???? Although one US carrier has more planes than our entire air force 
I'm sure I will Originally Posted by Autumn2009
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Yeah, I hope that my Bachelor in Law Enforcement will make it easier get reassigned to MP. Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
10-12 months depending on service. Originally Posted by PDawg
Haha, yeah, it can get cold at times. I sincerely hope I get reassigned...if nothing else to not have to be at 69 deg north in the dead of the winter. Originally Posted by Crash
Yeah, in eighth grade we went on a week fieldtrip to Rjukan, where the powerplant is located. Did the "resistance route" and then visited the museum. Originally Posted by PDawg
http://www.visitvemork.com/dnn/ (no English version yet..they say it's under construction)
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I imagine it went something like this: "Hey, you, smear some camo on yourself and grab that radio. I need a photo!" Originally Posted by armygrnt502
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It was taken during a NATO winter exercise. These guys were at a checkpoint, so they wanted to be seen, so they wouldn't get run over Originally Posted by Hawk1
Pic number two..what's up with the jungle cam in snow terrain? Dont fluro orange vests kinda defeat the purpose of cam??
Some pictures from the exercise:
http://neoncobra.blogspot.com/2007/0...onse-2007.html
Official website:
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