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    Ladies,can you feel my pain? lol





    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...

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    Still Waiting dear

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Still Waiting dear


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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post




    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...
    I am almost ashamed to admit it, but years ago when I was in my early 20s I wasn't paying attention and washed and machine dried the wool sweater of the guy I was seeing at the time. When I took the sweater out of the dryer, it had shrunk to an unbelievably small size, but the sleeves were still the same length - it looked like a sweater made for a monkey. We laughed until we both had tears in our eyes. It's been many years, but when I talk to him on occasion one of us will sometimes bring that up and we laugh all over again.




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    well , did you get the sweatshirt washed for him?


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    It said Dishwashing soap so I put it in the dishwasher.

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    Mav, I feel your pain, man. We do one thing wrong and we get jumped on.


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    Hahaha, thats very funny. I love it!
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    Ok... I'm not getting in the middle of that one. I've been doing my own damned laundry since I was 12. Hell, I still did it quite a bit when I was married. Now, I'm back to doing it all the time again. *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop View Post
    It said Dishwashing soap so I put it in the dishwasher.

    Itís not my fault.

    Ii've done that before, put liquid in teh dishwasher. How should I know? lol. There were bubbles on the floor.

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    It's OK Mav. You can keep your Man Card as you needed to ask. You tried to help the woman with her job and you get abused!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    It's OK Mav. You can keep your Man Card as you needed to ask. You tried to help the woman with her job and you get abused!
    Thanx there Trojan ,I still dont see why there are so many smilies on a simple thread,and besides that my friends are beginnig to complain,would someone PLEASE tell me how to set a damn washer to LSU

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    Less Soap Used?

    I don't get it. Why are the ladies holding their hands up in front of their faces so we don't see them laughing?

    Must be something funny. Can't imagine what it might be.
    Last edited by BEB; 04-08-07 at 07:39 AM.

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    Well you know she did ask what was on your shirt. If she wanted to know what was on the TAG, she should have asked that instead.

    Typical women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Thanx there Trojan ,I still dont see why there are so many smilies on a simple thread,and besides that my friends are beginnig to complain,would someone PLEASE tell me how to set a damn washer to LSU
    You mean your washer doesn't have a "delicate" setting?



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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    You mean your washer doesn't have a "delicate" setting?



    **ducks and runs**
    Oh you are just wrong for that ,this is a mans football sweat shirt not a womans basketball one,so I guess I will just set it to #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post




    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...
    This was just a clever way of your husband ( the dominant gender ) to get you to wash it

 

 

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