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04-07-07, 12:17 PM #1
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Ladies,can you feel my pain? lol
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...
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04-07-07, 02:24 PM #2
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Still Waiting dear
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04-07-07, 02:42 PM #3
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Originally Posted by mavriktu
Still Waiting dear
One word:
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04-07-07, 02:45 PM #4
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04-07-07, 02:54 PM #5
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I am almost ashamed to admit it, but years ago when I was in my early 20s I wasn't paying attention and washed and machine dried the wool sweater of the guy I was seeing at the time. When I took the sweater out of the dryer, it had shrunk to an unbelievably small size, but the sleeves were still the same length - it looked like a sweater made for a monkey. We laughed until we both had tears in our eyes. It's been many years, but when I talk to him on occasion one of us will sometimes bring that up and we laugh all over again. Originally Posted by dapples
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...
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04-07-07, 02:57 PM #6
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well , did you get the sweatshirt washed for him?
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04-07-07, 03:13 PM #7
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It said Dishwashing soap so I put it in the dishwasher.
It’s not my fault.
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04-07-07, 07:20 PM #8
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Now that's funny.
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04-07-07, 09:40 PM #9
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Mav, I feel your pain, man. We do one thing wrong and we get jumped on.
Note the "one" thing. That's it. So write down. You'll never see a mistake again.
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04-07-07, 09:45 PM #10
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Hahaha, thats very funny. I love it!
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Ok... I'm not getting in the middle of that one. I've been doing my own damned laundry since I was 12. Hell, I still did it quite a bit when I was married. Now, I'm back to doing it all the time again. *sigh*
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Ii've done that before, put liquid in teh dishwasher. How should I know? lol. There were bubbles on the floor. Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop
It said Dishwashing soap so I put it in the dishwasher.
It’s not my fault.
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04-07-07, 10:19 PM #13
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It's OK Mav. You can keep your Man Card as you needed to ask. You tried to help the woman with her job and you get abused!
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Thanx there Trojan ,I still dont see why there are so many smilies on a simple thread,and besides that my friends are beginnig to complain,would someone PLEASE tell me how to set a damn washer to LSU Originally Posted by Trojan 42
It's OK Mav. You can keep your Man Card as you needed to ask. You tried to help the woman with her job and you get abused!
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04-08-07, 06:16 AM #16
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Less Soap Used?
I don't get it. Why are the ladies holding their hands up in front of their faces so we don't see them laughing?
Must be something funny. Can't imagine what it might be.Last edited by BEB; 04-08-07 at 07:39 AM.
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04-08-07, 09:18 AM #17
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Well you know she did ask what was on your shirt. If she wanted to know what was on the TAG, she should have asked that instead.
Typical women."Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."
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04-08-07, 09:46 AM #18
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You mean your washer doesn't have a "delicate" setting? Originally Posted by mavriktu
Thanx there Trojan ,I still dont see why there are so many smilies on a simple thread,and besides that my friends are beginnig to complain,would someone PLEASE tell me how to set a damn washer to LSU
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04-08-07, 02:51 PM #19
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Oh you are just wrong for that Originally Posted by PDawg
You mean your washer doesn't have a "delicate" setting?
**ducks and runs**
,this is a mans football sweat shirt not a womans basketball one,so I guess I will just set it to #1
Last edited by mavriktu; 04-08-07 at 02:53 PM.
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04-08-07, 07:23 PM #20Cheech GuestThis was just a clever way of your husband ( the dominant gender ) to get you to wash it Originally Posted by dapples
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...
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