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04-07-07, 12:17 PM #1
Ladies,can you feel my pain? lol
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Louisiana State University." And they say we blondes are dumb...
04-07-07, 02:24 PM #2
Still Waiting dear
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04-07-07, 02:57 PM #6
well , did you get the sweatshirt washed for him?
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04-07-07, 03:13 PM #7
It said Dishwashing soap so I put it in the dishwasher.
Itís not my fault.
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and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
04-07-07, 07:20 PM #8
Now that's funny.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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04-07-07, 09:40 PM #9GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Mav, I feel your pain, man. We do one thing wrong and we get jumped on.
Note the "one" thing. That's it. So write down. You'll never see a mistake again.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Man, I am so full of shit.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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04-07-07, 09:45 PM #10
Hahaha, thats very funny. I love it!What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.
04-07-07, 10:07 PM #11
Ok... I'm not getting in the middle of that one. I've been doing my own damned laundry since I was 12. Hell, I still did it quite a bit when I was married. Now, I'm back to doing it all the time again. *sigh*"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
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and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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04-07-07, 10:19 PM #13
Too funny Dapples!!**********************
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but now I take a pill for that"
04-08-07, 04:12 AM #14
It's OK Mav. You can keep your Man Card as you needed to ask. You tried to help the woman with her job and you get abused!To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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04-08-07, 06:16 AM #16Banned
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Less Soap Used?
I don't get it. Why are the ladies holding their hands up in front of their faces so we don't see them laughing?
Must be something funny. Can't imagine what it might be.
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04-08-07, 09:18 AM #17
Well you know she did ask what was on your shirt. If she wanted to know what was on the TAG, she should have asked that instead.
Typical women."Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."
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