Results 1 to 8 of 8
Thread: Prosthetic Corps Mannequin
04-15-07, 02:19 AM #1
Prosthetic Corps Mannequin
I'm doing some shopping this evening for a tin man or scarecrow for my garden and I run across this statue. The seller has the following disclamier:
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the mishandling
of these bodies resulting in visits from your local police
department. Forsche Design was paid a visit by a
detective and three uniformed police officers recently
who commented that their realism could require
Do you think that the realism would require some questioning?
BTW, I don't want to buy it. It's a bit to freaky for my garden.
04-15-07, 03:51 AM #2Banned
- Join Date
- Rep Power
Price isn't bad. I'll stick with little wooden windmills for my garden though.
04-15-07, 04:04 AM #3
garden gnomes are worse (they are actually alive )"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
04-15-07, 08:37 AM #4
I could see some great fun playing pranks with one of those at your disposal.
Somewhere in Ohio
"There will be no peace until they (terrorist) love their children more than they hate ours"
The opinions represented here are mine, they are not intended to in anyway represent my agency.....
04-15-07, 08:44 AM #5
Dorothy's going to try to take him to the Emerald City....
04-15-07, 09:07 AM #6
My Dad had a warped humor ( nono I didnt inherit)...At one time he had a prosthetic leg ( I dont know where he got it)....He would do all sorta of wierd things with it (you know how bored firemen can get )....He placed it under a small tarp near the trash cans.....all you could see was a lump under the tarp with one leg sticking out..when the garage men came.....you can imagine their shock....The best or the worse was at a friend's business....he was having a truck load of sand dumped there to level off something or the other...Dad stuck the leg straight up in the top of the sand "dune".....10 minutes later...cops arrive along with emts...a passerby had driven to the station and said he was an eye witness to an accident...he SAW them dump a truck load of sand on a man....Gawd, am I glad there wasnt anything THAT gruesome around during his prank phase...I wont even go into the time he placed a fake bloody arm he got for halloween to hang out of the trunk of his car.......
04-15-07, 10:07 AM #7
I found a shop window dummies arm whilst on foot patrol one night duty, so I stuck it out of the lid of an old tomb in the cemetery.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
04-15-07, 11:31 AM #8
I have been known to have bones poking up out of my yard thanks to my dogs. Cow bones, yes, but the locals don't know skeletal anatomy that well. I have a reputation in the neighborhood for some reason.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
By BEB in forum The Media CenterReplies: 12Last Post: 05-31-07, 11:31 AM