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    Yes yes another PSA

    CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES


    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

    By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning.

    I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

    Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

    Public Service Announcement #1928484930285669696

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    You type well for a drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crash View Post
    You type well for a drunk
    That aint all bubba

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    Sister dapps..... You are a woman after my own heart... But, if I finish off the 4pack of Guinness AND the 1/3 of a bottle of Jack, I won't be getting up for work this afternoon............ Not to mention that Bottle of Port next to my Altar. I don't have any scrips for Meds thank the Gods, but I got me a box of Samoas!
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    "You! On your knees!" -Green Jello

    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    Sister dapps..... You are a woman after my own heart... But, if I finish off the 4pack of Guinness AND the 1/3 of a bottle of Jack, I won't be getting up for work this afternoon............ Not to mention that Bottle of Port next to my Altar. I don't have any scrips for Meds thank the Gods, but I got me a box of Samoas!
    Hmmmmmmmmm lemme think....WHAT would Momma say?????........I know

    GO FER IT!!!

 

 

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