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    Happy Birthday Crash!

    Hey Tony, you like poodles, right?

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    Cheech Guest
    Thanks!
    Lol. I dont like poodles. My GF has one. I like chihuahuahauahuahauhs. Typical mexican. I feel old. 23...sigh

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    Happy birthday my mexican fantasy man
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    But instead
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    An old skid road
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    Happy birthday my mexican fantasy man
    lol
    I get this alot...

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    Happy Birthday, young man. Hope you have many more.
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    Happy Birthday Crash ... may you get the birthday wish you want ...
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    crash i made you a cake, but my girl found it...sorry
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    Just think only two more years till a discount in car insurance. Happy birthday.

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    Damn thats hot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
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    Why would I want to change our culture?

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    welllllllllllllll , so much for that piece of lemon meringue pie i wanted ... maybe for the rest of my life .... lol....
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