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04-17-07, 11:23 PM #1
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What are you?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway; and what kind of message does this send to society, and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends first and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click !
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one? "
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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04-17-07, 11:27 PM #2
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Dem, but the poor bastard would have fell dead!
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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04-18-07, 12:46 AM #3
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04-18-07, 12:52 AM #4
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Or run off in a mad dash, leaving his wife and kids behind.
Originally Posted by k-9max
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04-18-07, 12:57 AM #5
its not vendication...its punishment
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you mean the southerner only had one extra mag...consider me a born and raised
SOUTHERNER TILL I DIE"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
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04-18-07, 01:09 AM #6
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Originally Posted by Esteda
Or run off in a mad dash, leaving his wife and kids behind.
LOLYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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04-18-07, 07:55 AM #7
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US Army; combat arms (Tanker).
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and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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04-18-07, 08:00 AM #8
Did you press the power button?
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I guess this would make me a southerner.
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04-18-07, 08:06 AM #9
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Count me in as shoot now , do the paperwork later ....
Cops are sworn to protect your a@@ not kiss it .
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04-18-07, 08:24 AM #10
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Southerner of course!! And after I run out of ammo for the Glock then I would grab my assault rifle and light into his ass with that!
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04-18-07, 09:04 AM #11
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Although originally form Chicago, now a Southerner
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04-18-07, 09:39 AM #12
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Dont worry,my first father-in-law (from Mass.) used to wear a hat that said "Yankee by birth-Southern by the grace of God" Originally Posted by AlDeputy
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04-18-07, 10:15 AM #13
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Sorry, but no self-respecting Democrat would carry a firearm, especially not a Glock. Guns are evil. Glocks are the devil. His party affiliation with gun control is common knowledge. He would have to rely upon a naked picture of Rosie O'Donnell to scare the terrorist away.You are carrying a Glock cal40, and you are an expert shot.
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04-18-07, 02:21 PM #14
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He would have to rely upon a naked picture of Rosie O'Donnell to scare the terrorist away.
He could tolerate a naked Pic of Rosie, since she's an ultra liberal pacifist. However, a picture of Greta Van Susteren would cause him to take off in panic.
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05-07-07, 01:53 AM #15
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Thanks to this test, I now know for sure that I'm a Democrat.
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05-07-07, 02:12 AM #16
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'You are carrying a Glock cal40, and you are an expert shot.'
this is a byass test. i'm going to sue.
that statement rules out any democraps
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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05-07-07, 04:24 AM #17
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I'm goning to "almost" quote Jenna ....
Thanks to this test, I now know for sure that I'm a true southerner!
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05-07-07, 04:50 AM #18
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...down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
Thud, crunch, kerthump...kerthump.
I'd be driving down the street. Why aren't the Democrats, Republicans and Southerners using the sidewalk?
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05-07-07, 09:40 AM #19
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Multiple shots, many many shots.
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05-11-07, 12:21 PM #20
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Bang? More like BOOM.
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