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04-23-07, 02:32 AM #1
Happy St. George's Day.
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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04-23-07, 02:36 AM #2
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Explaination needed on this one, Trojan.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 02:58 AM #3
Patron Saint of England. No need to say anymore.
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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04-23-07, 03:02 AM #4
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Evidently you misunderstand. Why should we care?
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 03:07 AM #5
Care that I wish you a Happy St. George's Day? Because I'm a nice guy, but don't have one then. Have a shitty St.George's Day instead.
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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04-23-07, 03:25 AM #6
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And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 03:30 AM #7
Yes, except that they don't get shitfaced and run amok.
"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
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04-23-07, 03:33 AM #8
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And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 03:39 AM #9
Well, these are the guys that would rather have tea with breakfast. Admittedly, that's better than the French habit of wine with breakfast.
"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
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04-23-07, 03:42 AM #10
Nothing to do with 'the Brits.' St.George. Patron Saint of England! And several beers will be quaffed at various drinking establishments and most Army Officers' Messes around the globe.
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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04-23-07, 03:45 AM #11
Well, I'll hoist a pint in Honour, just out of general politeness. Even though I'm a Yank AND a Pagan...
"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
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04-23-07, 03:55 AM #12
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I will drink two pints just to make sure someone is doing it right.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 03:57 AM #13
I'll raise you another two and one for Celtic Cop and probably one for me as well. Six is enough, anymore and I won't enjoy it.
To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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04-23-07, 04:00 AM #14
Anymore and you'll be Seriously on the piss.
"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
"You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow
Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.
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04-23-07, 04:03 AM #15
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Make sure you are close to the bathroom. I know at your age the bladder gets kind of weak. Better leave the light drinking you speak of to me and CC and just get you a sippy cup with that piss water you guys drink.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 05:11 AM #16
Careful Con, I'm talking Real Ale here, somewhere around 5-6%, not that ice cold Lager muck you Yanks think is beer.
http://www.qualitybeers.co.uk/real_ale.htmlTo be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
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04-23-07, 05:24 AM #17
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Trojan, I am a Guiness man from the start. But, I have been known to drink a fine brew called Maudite that is 12%. None of that sissy John Courage for me, brother.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-23-07, 07:07 AM #18
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04-23-07, 10:32 AM #19
Saint George!!
I saw him in concert in New Orleans at the Saenger Theatre once!
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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04-23-07, 11:25 AM #20
Nowadays, PETA would persecute St George over that whole dragon thing - endangered species, don't you know.
(personally I think it was a gator)\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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