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    I'm back

    Morning folks...

    Just a little notice to let you guys know I am back. I went on the morning of 4/25 for surgery to remove a badly infected cyst from my lower back near the tailbone. Due to how bad it was infected, and the fact they had to go so deep, I was put to sleep for it. I was released same day from the surgery center to spend the next 3.5 weeks at home recovering. No pics of the wound, but it has been left as an open wound to heal. So, the new big ass hole in my back is measured at 5 centimeters deep, 9 cm long, and 3 cm wide. Comes with daily gauze packings. I've been doped up with oxycodone, and I believe the doctor cut nerves down there, because I can't feel a fawking thing (thank god) down there.

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    Nah.. Beans is still being persecuted for being Gay and Goz got married. But I think you knew that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    Nah.. Beans is still being persecuted for being Gay and Goz got married. But I think you knew that.
    Cool, I knew that.

    Tony still gay and not walking right?

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    Oh yes, that went without saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    Nah.. Beans is still being persecuted for being Gay and Goz got married. But I think you knew that.
    I AM NOT GAY, I SWEAR!!
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    Welcome back and hope you have a full recovery.
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    WOW! I know how that can be! I've never had that problem myself but my daughter has had it before. She has been hospitalized for it a few times. Turns out, when you get that kind of infection, once it goes away, it's hard to make it stay away. They'll turn up in other places. Like if you get bit by an ant, or mosquito or something. So make sure you take care of it, wash your hands, clean your bed sheets, and keep the area cleaned. I'm sure you know that already though. Just a little helpfull advice from an "experienced taker carer" of the infected and wounded. LOL
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    Pilonidal cysts (cysts forming in the pilonidal space under the tailbone) are terribly painful when they abcess. Truth is that most people actually have cysts that form there, but only a small percentage become inflamed and infected. They are the definition of 'a pain in the ass'. Taking it all out of there is the best option when they flare up that bad. Good move by you and the Doc.

    Hope you enjoy a speedy recovery. The upside is that after you go through this, it should never be a nuisance to you again.

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    The description made me want to cry just reading it. Welcome back, dude!
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    Good to have you back, glad you're healing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    So, the new big ass hole in my back
    You got butt replacement surgery?

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    Welcome Back Cntry .....

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    Welcome back man. But you can be honest, it was infected by Tony when ya'll met wasn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Pilonidal cysts (cysts forming in the pilonidal space under the tailbone) are terribly painful when they abcess. Truth is that most people actually have cysts that form there, but only a small percentage become inflamed and infected. They are the definition of 'a pain in the ass'. Taking it all out of there is the best option when they flare up that bad. Good move by you and the Doc.

    Hope you enjoy a speedy recovery. The upside is that after you go through this, it should never be a nuisance to you again.

    Exactly what I have. Doctor said it was badly infected and had to be removed, and could not be repaired by simply lancing. Doctor is contacting my insurance company to see if they will pay for hair removal in that area of my body because he said without it, i'll probably have a decent chance at having the cyst come back again. Be damned if I'm going through this again.

    Thanks for the well wishes everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Welcome back man. But you can be honest, it was infected by Tony when ya'll met wasn't it?
    I said pionidal cyst, not clap, HIV, or Hep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    I AM NOT GAY, I SWEAR!!

    I dont know Beans, you really dont have much of a chance on here do you!!


    Welcome back, hope you have a quick recovery!
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    Dude that f'ing sucks. Better you than me!

    Get better!

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    Glad to see you back, hope you're feeling better soon.




 

 
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