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05-02-07, 10:36 AM #1
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WOW....
I have a rental property in Miami where paul and I stayed for a while and we will be renting it out soon... I did not know that they had a meeting and assigned parking spaces. (We have been at my beach house for almost a month now)... anyway...
The night before last and last night I had a really nasty note on MY COP CAR and on Pauls government car that was hand written and incredibly poor spelling that our cars were going to be towed if we parked there again.
Here is the note... " UR kar iz gonna git towed if ya park it here agan. UR in my spot and pizzin me off"
I was um.... laughing and pissed at the same time knowing that I am dealing with yet another fucking retard here in Miami.
So... this morning I am cleaning out the cop car since I have training this week in the afternoons and this woman comes up to me and asks... "Diz ur car?"...
I knew it was her .... and couldn't help myself so I replied...."Nah.. they just were giving cop car keys out down the street and I was lucky enough to get one." I turned my back and continued to clean.
She then says..."U iz lucky I didnt tow it dis mornin"..
I then replied ..."Oh... you must be the fine young lady to leave me such lovely messages on my car and my husbands car... ( I extend my hand to shake hers) Nice to meet you, I am ...(saying my name and what apt I live in)... which apt are you in?"
she replies and doesn't shake my hand...
so I then say..."You know.. Maybe if you left on your note who you were so that I could come talk to you and apologize and find out about the parking situation, I would not have been in this spot twice. But I sure do appreciate your neighborly and kind attitude in helping to solve the situation by threatening to tow a government car and a county car. I have to tell you that neither would be towed and I would have just continued to park where-ever since I had no idea parking spots were now arranged since both of us were not here for a while."
she actually replied..." well If I couldnt tow it, i would git my buddies to fucking move it, cuz dis is my spot"
so I just replied back, "it is true... ugly does come in many colors and ms... I am sorry and sure feel sorry for you as well, having the poor and small mentality of human nature that you do. You have a good day."
she was looking at me like she knew I said something bad to her but she was too fucking stupid and uneducated to know what the fuck it was...
so I went to the office and asked about the parking.. got my stickers and moved the cars...
god forbid she ever needs officer assistance, I think I will be in the bath... I am home after all... lol
I cannot wait to get the hell out of here...http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 10:44 AM #2
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This was excellent , lol..... Way to go , Gozling
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05-02-07, 10:51 AM #3
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Hey Goz, can I borrow you when my deceased neighbor's idiot relatives show up to clean out her place and maybe burn it down?
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05-02-07, 10:57 AM #4
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lol anytime ducky....
gosh my blood is still pumped up from this retard.http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 11:21 AM #5
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Think of her and those like her as "job secutity" and I know that if murder were legal, she would be gone.
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05-02-07, 11:46 AM #6
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Almost gonna ask about the rental for it, but dont now if I would want to live there either!!!! Way to handle it though, you have got to teach me that method.
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05-02-07, 11:53 AM #7
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LOL.. it is nice in this area of Miami Lakes.. I did not realize such dust wads lived here either. The other neighbors are quite nice and friendly. I would not recommend this apt complex anymore and think I am going to just sell it to some shitbag lol
Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
I learned if from a wicked sarcastic irish mother lol....http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 12:21 PM #8
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Miami lakes is nice. I think Im going to continue with the original plan of living in the RV to begin with. But it wont be near the zoo like I thought. You were right that is way the hell out there! Ive got another interview with Miami Gardens for June, plus I turned in my paperwork to Collier Co SO. Now we wait some more!!!
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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05-02-07, 12:34 PM #9
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Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
yeah.. I figured the zoo was way out there.. LOL..
Hurry up and wait.... hurry up and wait!!
Were you able to get in the agility test stuff at the college?http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 01:57 PM #10
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No not yet, I will be back there sometime around the end of May to the beggining of June. Im going to try and get that squeezed in there at that time. I'm now in the time where I dont get paid for half my time off, but its ok. It will be worth it just to get off this island!!! he he he
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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05-02-07, 02:07 PM #11
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Fuck that illiterate fat bitch.
Should have told her that your car will be relocated when she picks up a dictionary. I find extreme distaste in ignorant people.
I say cut the bitch's throat and toss her in the ocean.
I don't think your rental property or any tow truch would have had the juevo's to tow your car. Then I would have waited for the fat inbred ghetto rat to fuck up somewhere and I would have laid into her. Tickets, towing, jail time, etc.
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05-02-07, 02:38 PM #12
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Cntryboy,
What are you doing trying to bring this thread back on topic?? Thats just not right!!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
(author unknown)
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05-02-07, 03:15 PM #14
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Ill be in Florida this summer Gozzy, I got your back
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Why does everybody get to go to Florida except me? Originally Posted by rob84
Ill be in Florida this summer Gozzy, I got your back
Need someone to join you, rob? I'm available. 
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05-02-07, 03:44 PM #16
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Lol, as long as you can get to Virginia on your own, you got a ride
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05-02-07, 06:16 PM #17
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you better email me... you can enjoy a private beach Originally Posted by rob84
Ill be in Florida this summer Gozzy, I got your back
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 06:17 PM #18
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LOL you are about as hot under the collar as I was... omg... you made me laugh Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
thank you!!!!!
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 06:17 PM #19
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ROFLMAO>>>>>> omg... i am going to have to put that on an index card and memorize it!!!! Originally Posted by countybear
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-02-07, 06:43 PM #20
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shitbag here, sell me your place??? LMAO
Way to handle it Goz
500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
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