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    Unexpected surprises when eating out.

    What foreign and unexpected things have you found in your food and drinks when eating out in a public eating place?
    I was eating in a cafeteria several years ago and found a cockroach in my turnip greens, and have found small green worms in salads several times.

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    I've never found anything in my food that didin't belong there, with the exception of an errant hair or something like that.


    Which has never stopped me from eating. Just remove and continue...mmm....


    Maybe I shouldn't eat so fast.
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    After just coming from eating at the cafeteria on campus, I think I'm going to puke. Lol.

    I've never found anything highly "unusual" in my food.

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    I've never found anything that nasty in my food. Hair every now and then isn't to detrimental to me and I don't blame anyone for it getting there.. sometimes it just happens. My sister however, will not eat anything that she's found hair in or on even if it's her own...
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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    I once found a buffalo penis. But maybe that's because I ordered the buffalo penis sandwich.
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I once found a buffalo penis. But maybe that's because I ordered the buffalo penis sandwich.
    That sir, is hilarious.
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    i was on a flight back from Hawaii and i had broken glass in my salad. I filed a complaint and the next week INS busted the place that did food prep for northwest


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    Quote Originally Posted by BEK320 View Post
    .. and the next week INS busted the place that did food prep for northwest
    no, jmur...THAT is hilarious!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Hair and dandruff aren't foreign objects. They go free with the meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I once found a buffalo penis. But maybe that's because I ordered the buffalo penis sandwich.
    Where do they sell that?? MMMMMMMM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    Where do they sell that?? MMMMMMMM
    Out west in buffalo country, a penis is muscle and you'd have a hard time chewing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    .. a penis is muscle ...
    you're damn right about that
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    a penis is muscle
    And I work that muscle as often as I can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I once found a buffalo penis. But maybe that's because I ordered the buffalo penis sandwich.
    Thats fucking gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I figured beans would catch onto this post! lol
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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TacticalII View Post
    And I work that muscle as often as I can
    I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    I have found hair, and a when I was in high school, I was with my ex-g/f when she found a top of a spoon in her food
    "That's how we roll"

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    When I lived in Korea i used to find hair in my food all the time. Just remove and continue. (Some times it would make it in my mouth and I'd have to pull it out) Once while deployed overseas I found a Caterpillar in my salad. I took pictues and video. Was kinda cool!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    found a cockroach in my turnip greens, and have found small green worms in salads several times.
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    Once while deployed overseas I found a Caterpillar in my salad. I took pictues and video. Was kinda cool!
    Mmmm, protein
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esteda View Post
    Out west in buffalo country, a penis is muscle and you'd have a hard time chewing it.
    You're not supposed to chew it

    What was the blurb for it anyhow, "The Buffalo Penis Sandwich has a nice firm start with a creamy finish that will keep you up all night"?
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    Here's something to go along with your Buffalo Penis Sandwich

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070513/...4JYz.dqiLMWM0F

    Wis. festival sells deep-fried testicles

    Sun May 13, 2:56 PM ET

    ELDERON, Wis. - Around here, it may be tough to pass up anything deep-fried.

    Wisconsinites have deep-fried cheese curds, candy bars and Twinkies. They now have deep-fried livestock testicles, too.

    More than 300 people paid $5 for all-you-can-eat goat, lamb and bull testicles Saturday at the ninth annual Testicle Festival at Mama's Place Bar and Grill in Elderon in central Wisconsin.

    "Once you get over the mental (aspect) of what you're eating, it's just like eating any other food, and it tastes good," Buster Hoffman said.

    Festival founder Nancy Fenske said the festival grew out of her late husband Roger's birthday party 12 years ago. They decided to have "a nut fry" at Mama's Place after bringing back lamb fries from a trip to Montana.

    The event grew every year and now they fry up to 100 pounds of testicles, she said.

    "What else can you do in a small town?" Fenske said.

    Butch Joubert, 58, likes the parts sandwiched between bread with tartar sauce. They're not so different from regular meatballs also served at the festival, he said.

    "After a few beers, you can't really tell the difference," Joubert said.
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