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05-23-07, 11:39 PM #1
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So there I was running...
...when I suddenly had a gas problem! I can honestly say that is the first time I've done that while running.
Many times I've done it while walking but doing that while running just brings a whole different smile to your face!
Hope you all have a good night!
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05-23-07, 11:45 PM #2
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Were you wearing your kilt?
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05-23-07, 11:47 PM #3
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I don't want to hear it until you'lve slipped one out while demonstrating field sobriety to a drunk. LOL
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05-23-07, 11:50 PM #4
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So this was you?
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Much better when doing sit-ups with someone holding your feet. I have been known to eat beans prior to PT.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
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05-23-07, 11:54 PM #6
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Dang it! I knew I forgot something!
Originally Posted by PDawg
Were you wearing your kilt?
I tested for an agency in 1999, and I did the situp farts that day. I kinda felt sorry for the Deputy that was holding my feet!
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05-24-07, 12:06 AM #7
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AAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!I havent laughed that hard in sooo long.........i am crying im laughing so hard Originally Posted by iso-607
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05-24-07, 12:10 AM #8
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I bet you are romantic too......
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05-24-07, 12:39 AM #9
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Just sharing the love. Just sharing the love. Originally Posted by PDawg
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05-24-07, 12:45 AM #10
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My man does that shit to me all the time. Exept he puts his ass on my nose when im sleeping and the stench wakes me up.
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05-24-07, 12:47 AM #11
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I'm not that mean! That may be one reason we have seperate comforters though.
Well, that and the fact that we are both cover hogs!
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05-24-07, 12:48 AM #12
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I'm glad I could help, Ma'am! Originally Posted by Julia
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05-24-07, 12:52 AM #13
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At least it wasn't a SHART
(for those uneducated on technical terms, that's a "shit & fart" combo)
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05-24-07, 12:53 AM #14
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I know someone who got hit in the nuts sooooo hard, that he actually sharted! Originally Posted by TXCharlie
At least it wasn't a SHART
(for those uneducated on technical terms, that's a "shit & fart" combo)
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05-24-07, 01:26 AM #15
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Will you marry me???? Originally Posted by nsb22
...when I suddenly had a gas problem! I can honestly say that is the first time I've done that while running.
Many times I've done it while walking but doing that while running just brings a whole different smile to your face!
Hope you all have a good night!
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05-24-07, 01:30 AM #16
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So sayeth the fart queen! Originally Posted by blackcamaro8895
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05-24-07, 01:57 AM #17
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When i was in the Army, I had to take a PT test and I was feeling sick. When I started doing sit ups I started to fart like aways, well the fourth or fith one out was a runny shart. I just finished like nothing happend.
The guy holding my feet was dying. Next event was the run, by the time the run was over I had shit running down my legs. In my socks and all over the back of my shirt and shoes. I smelled like a shit ball. But I passed, and the next time I was sick I was excused from work for the day!Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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05-24-07, 04:21 AM #18
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Well,that is all interesting,I however dont fart,
Why ?you may ask
because I am at the age when:
1)I NEVER pass a bathroom.
2) I NEVER waste an erection.
3) I NEVER EVER,trust a fart
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05-24-07, 04:34 AM #19
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Dad? Originally Posted by mavriktu
Well,that is all interesting,I however dont fart, Why ?you may ask because I am at the age when:
1)I NEVER pass a bathroom.
2) I NEVER waste an erection.
3) I NEVER EVER,trust a fart
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-24-07, 09:32 AM #20
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Bwahahaha nice, yeah the other day at the Rec running I had my headphones on and let one go and I thought it was a little one but I guess not cuz the old people that were walking gave me an offended look. Hey, shit happens, literally.
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