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    So there I was running...

    ...when I suddenly had a gas problem! I can honestly say that is the first time I've done that while running.

    Many times I've done it while walking but doing that while running just brings a whole different smile to your face!

    Hope you all have a good night!

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    Were you wearing your kilt?

    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    I don't want to hear it until you'lve slipped one out while demonstrating field sobriety to a drunk. LOL
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    Much better when doing sit-ups with someone holding your feet. I have been known to eat beans prior to PT.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Were you wearing your kilt?

    Dang it! I knew I forgot something!






    I tested for an agency in 1999, and I did the situp farts that day. I kinda felt sorry for the Deputy that was holding my feet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iso-607 View Post
    AAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!I havent laughed that hard in sooo long.........i am crying im laughing so hard

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    I bet you are romantic too......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    I bet you are romantic too......

    Night O' Love
    Just sharing the love. Just sharing the love.

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    My man does that shit to me all the time. Exept he puts his ass on my nose when im sleeping and the stench wakes me up.

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    I'm not that mean! That may be one reason we have seperate comforters though.

    Well, that and the fact that we are both cover hogs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    LOL nsb, I needed that laugh..
    I'm glad I could help, Ma'am!

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    At least it wasn't a SHART

    (for those uneducated on technical terms, that's a "shit & fart" combo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    At least it wasn't a SHART

    (for those uneducated on technical terms, that's a "shit & fart" combo)
    I know someone who got hit in the nuts sooooo hard, that he actually sharted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    ...when I suddenly had a gas problem! I can honestly say that is the first time I've done that while running.

    Many times I've done it while walking but doing that while running just brings a whole different smile to your face!

    Hope you all have a good night!
    Will you marry me????

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackcamaro8895 View Post
    Will you marry me????
    So sayeth the fart queen!
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    When i was in the Army, I had to take a PT test and I was feeling sick. When I started doing sit ups I started to fart like aways, well the fourth or fith one out was a runny shart. I just finished like nothing happend.

    The guy holding my feet was dying. Next event was the run, by the time the run was over I had shit running down my legs. In my socks and all over the back of my shirt and shoes. I smelled like a shit ball. But I passed, and the next time I was sick I was excused from work for the day!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Well,that is all interesting,I however dont fart, Why ?you may ask because I am at the age when:
    1)I NEVER pass a bathroom.

    2) I NEVER waste an erection.

    3) I NEVER EVER,trust a fart

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Well,that is all interesting,I however dont fart, Why ?you may ask because I am at the age when:
    1)I NEVER pass a bathroom.

    2) I NEVER waste an erection.

    3) I NEVER EVER,trust a fart
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    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Bwahahaha nice, yeah the other day at the Rec running I had my headphones on and let one go and I thought it was a little one but I guess not cuz the old people that were walking gave me an offended look. Hey, shit happens, literally.

 

 
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