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    I really don't know what is worse.

    My kids, or my wife!

    She left her high heel shoes at the bottom of the stairs last night for me to step on. Sometimes I wonder what the single life would be like!!!

    Have a good day!


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    its either the shoes or chewing your arm off...
    i go for the shoes
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    We dallied under
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    But instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    My kids, or my wife!

    She left her high heel shoes at the bottom of the stairs last night for me to step on. Sometimes I wonder what the single life would be like!!!

    Have a good day!


    Being single rocks....


    Although I do get bored sometimes...

    Granted... there is nooo one to yell at me or complain or leave the toilet seat up!

    Being single rocks!

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    Been there ,done that...Not to get somber,I was widowed after 29 years when my wife had a sudden and fatal heart attack.1 1/2 years later I met and married Dapples.In the interim, well ,give me shoes anyday (also remember --it also comes with bras/panties etc etc )

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    Good point Mav! We went through some hard times last year, and I didn't get to see the bras and panties too often.

    Now that we are doing better, well I don't think I really need to finish that sentence.















































    But I will! I get to see them a lot now!!!!


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    Don't get me wrong... having someone is nice... but I don't miss the fights and the games that went with it...

    I don't know if there are any good single guys left!

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    Being single? Dont we, I mean you remember how much FUN it was to be able to go out whenever we I mean YOU wanted to?
    Remember how much fun WE I mean YOU had when a friend called and on the spur of the moment we DAMN there I go again, YOU just went out for a few hours to a bar or club or for a motorcycle ride?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    My kids, or my wife!

    She left her high heel shoes at the bottom of the stairs last night for me to step on. Sometimes I wonder what the single life would be like!!!

    Have a good day!
    Are you sure, nsb22? Maybe they were meant as a hint. Find the owner of the heels; find a good time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post


    Being single rocks....


    Although I do get bored sometimes...

    Granted... there is nooo one to yell at me or complain or leave the toilet seat up!

    Being single rocks!

    My g/f puts the seat UP for me.

    THEY DO EXIST MEN!! THEY DO EXIST!!!!

    I'm sure however, if I marry her, things will change. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post

    I don't know if there are any good single guys left!

    yeah i was the last one taken..sorry ladies
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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    My kids, or my wife!

    She left her high heel shoes at the bottom of the stairs last night for me to step on. Sometimes I wonder what the single life would be like!!!

    Have a good day!
    As stated in another post im cutting my ring finger off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    yeah i was the last one taken..sorry ladies
    Sorry to burst your bubble RSA. But i'm the last one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Don't get me wrong... having someone is nice... but I don't miss the fights and the games that went with it...

    I don't know if there are any good single guys left!
    when you are with the right person there are no games and the arguments make you stronger and provide growth.
    There are good single guys left
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    No games, no arguments here. And no stairs, either. I'd probably fall up them and kill myself.
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    A lego is the worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    A lego is the worst.
    What about jacks It's like someone said "Hey I think caltrops would make great toys!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    A lego is the worst.
    How about a lego in your boot?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    when you are with the right person there are no games and the arguments make you stronger and provide growth.
    There are good single guys left

    **Lifts up rock** Not hidding there...

    WTF are they? I should be honest, I am not really looking either... Just figure when its supposed to happen it will...

    And... I promise to put my shoes away at night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    when you are with the right person there are no games and the arguments make you stronger and provide growth.
    There are good single guys left
    Really?

    I swore I was the last one
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    One night I came home after a few hours of tipping a few after off duty with the guys. I came in, wife in bed upstairs. Didn't turn on any lights, because I did not want to catch the grief. After shedding my clothes, I turned to go up the stairs, put my hand on the handrail, and it hit something hairy. Have to admit it, scared the living hell out of me, which brought forth a banshee yell. Light upstairs came on, wife came to the head of the stairs, looked down at me, shook her head, and went back to bed. When she turned the light on, I saw her coat, with a fur collar hanging on the handrail. Thought sure something was about to eat me alive. Never heard a word out of her the next day. I guess she figured she got even.
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