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    Calling for a Ban of Stationwagons!!

    Since every time there's a shooting they call for a ban on guns, I'm calling for a ban on station wagons in the wake of the crackhead who drove through the steet fair. If we ban these station wagons then this would never happen. I urge you all to write your congressman today!!!

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    Great idea--and it would reduce pollution as well!

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    I suppose we should ban SUV's as well? They are just over sized Station wagons.


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    while we are at it can we just ban the people who drive them? lol
    ship them off someplace to rot and die?
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    I vote for a ban on criminals of every variety. I think they should be made illegal...

    I also vote that penalties for the crimes they commit should be enacted. I vote that one year means one year, five years means five, and life means... well, you get the drift...

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    When station wagons are outlawed.

    Only outlaws will have station wagons.
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    When station wagons are outlawed.

    Only outlaws will have station wagons.
    hahahhahahha

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    I knew I could count on this group.

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    As growing up having to ride in the very back (and backward facing) seat of a nine-passenger station wagon, I'm 100% behind a ban on the damn things. If they don't run you over, they kill your spirit.
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    Come on, guys. You don't want to ban the Family Truckster!

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    They can have my station wagon when they pry my cold, dead butt from the drivers seat.
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

 

 

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