Nine Dangerous Words Women Use

**Tony** · 06-07-07, 03:00 AM

Nine Dangerous Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the ouse.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

**Motorwaycop** · 06-07-07, 06:10 AM

10. Can we talk: I want to tell you about what you're doing wrong, you have got to be sympathetic and be ready to apologise profusely to me.

**gozling** · 06-07-07, 10:35 AM

I say number 7 but usually in a sarcastic tone
lol

**Rhino** · 06-07-07, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Motorwaycop

10. Can we talk: I want to tell you about what you're doing wrong, you have got to be sympathetic and be ready to apologise profusely to me.

Amen, brother. Amen.

**k-9max** · 06-07-07, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Motorwaycop

10. Can we talk: I want to tell you about what you're doing wrong, you have got to be sympathetic and be ready to apologise profusely to me.

# 10 more like:
ME: Can we talk,
HER: I knew it, who is she, how long you been cheating on me!
ME: What!!!
then the conversation ends with the silent treatment again!!!!!!!!!

**smokey703** · 06-07-07, 03:06 PM

My wife usually gets me with # 4.

**Iron Man** · 06-07-07, 03:24 PM

Depending on the stage of your relationship:

"I love you"

**Jenna** · 06-07-07, 04:40 PM

Depending on the stage of your relationship:

"I'm pregnant!"

**Tony** · 06-08-07, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by Jenna

Depending on the stage of your relationship:

"I'm pregnant!"

LOL ~ yeah, first date not so good

**kay88** · 06-08-07, 02:41 AM

I don't beat around the bush with #8, I just come right out and say it...actual words used vary depending on the "heat" level of the argument.

Cheech · 06-08-07, 05:00 AM

I heard all nine of these #%$@%^$ words today.

**Tony** · 06-08-07, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Cheech

I heard all nine of these #%$@%^$ words today.

Geez, I'm sorry to hear than mate, like um. . . you're not too down are you??

**CT209** · 06-08-07, 05:19 AM

My wife uses 1,2,3,5,and 8 an awful lot.

After 14 years of marriage, I'm pretty immune to the ramifications of it all.

**Tony** · 06-08-07, 05:27 AM

Originally Posted by CT209

My wife uses 1,2,3,5,and 8 an awful lot.

After 14 years of marriage, I'm pretty immune to the ramifications of it all.

Yeah yeah yeah . . . . we believe you!!!

**CT209** · 06-08-07, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by Wombat650

Yeah yeah yeah . . . . we believe you!!!

I found out my wife can only stay mad for about a week at best.

It's just a matter of working extra shifts (less time at home) and riding out the storm.

Cheech · 06-08-07, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by Wombat650

Geez, I'm sorry to hear than mate, like um. . . you're not too down are you??

Nope in one ear out the other

**cajunguy** · 06-08-07, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by CT209

I found out my wife can only stay mad for about a week at best.

It's just a matter of working extra shifts (less time at home) and riding out the storm.

Just a week? WOW! That's good.

But you know you're still in the middle of it, when you finally get home thinking the storm has passed, and the first words you hear are, "And another thing . . . "

.

**dapples** · 06-08-07, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Julia

So true.#5 and #8 i use alot..

hey girl those are mine too

**Tony** · 06-08-07, 09:23 AM

This was sent to me ~ it expands on the thread a bit

Women's english and men's english.... let's begin with women, shall we.....

Womens English

"Yes" = No
'No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk" = I need to complain.
"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house.
"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
"Hang the picture there" = NO, I mean hang it there!
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep.
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like.
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]
"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
"I'm not yelling!" = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
"The same old thing" = Nothing
"Nothing" = Everything
"Everything" = My PMS is acting up.
"Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an *******.

Mens English

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = Damn, are you really going to spend that much on a blouse and skirt?

**CT209** · 06-10-07, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by cajunguy

But you know you're still in the middle of it, when you finally get home thinking the storm has passed, and the first words you hear are, "And another thing . . . "

LOL- rep sent.