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    Police Car??

    This picture was sent to me recently, he told me it is an actual police car.




    Exactly what policy to you have to violate, or what punishment are you receiving when they give you this as your assigned car?

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    Bwahahhahahahaha.

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    Hell NO... Maybe for parking or code enforcement.

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    Is that a geo metro? Do they even still make parts for that? lol

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    OMG stop!!!!
    I just laughed orange juice out my gnoze.....

    umm even the light bar is modified... HHAHAHAHAHAA
    omg....
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    Could be worse:





    or even worse:



    Then again, there once was something MUCH worse,
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    STOP....

    i cannot come to this thread anymore....

    how emasculated can one man get having to get into one of those...
    course if i had to drive one... it would be accessorized in pink things
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    The Smartcar is actually pretty cool....but the Metro?????
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    our dept has a BUNCH of those things... however when tried on the road.. cool enough but... now it seems they are all in one of the cells just hanging out..
    they burned out before the shifts end... and other than patroling the mall they sucked at the beach and for anything else we tried to use them...
    sometimes i see the guys playing with them in our parkinglot or through the halls... lol
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    This picture was sent to me recently, he told me it is an actual police car.




    Exactly what policy to you have to violate, or what punishment are you receiving when they give you this as your assigned car?
    Sadly enough, that's in Ohio. It's gotta be somewhere far away from me though, or I'd have heard about it.
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    Wasn't Rodney King clocked doing 100 in a Geo Metro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Wasn't Rodney King clocked doing 100 in a Geo Metro?

    I didn't know that a Geo Metro could manage that. Unless it was kicked over a cliff and clocked on the way down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    The Smartcar is actually pretty cool....but the Metro?????
    Angry man vs Smartcar = car on roof!!

    Our Dept went for Corollas many moons back to save $ on patrol and gave them to the Detectives. It was always a good laugh to see 2 x 6'4" blokes get out of one at a crime scene!!!

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    anyone remember that simpsons episode where homer was chasing ned flanders and his kids tell him to step on it and he yells "Its a Geo!"

    hahaha

    It must be for the officer that got in trouble. Well I know that Corpus Christi Texas PD uses mopeds downtown. I'd hate to be that cop.

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    My agency uses GEM electric cars (two and four seat model). They're only used inside of our two large terminals, Penn Station and Grand Central Terminal, and only on the midnights - too crowded with people traffic during the day and early evenings.

    They're pretty cool - get up to about 25 mph and allow you to cover alot of ground.

    I drove one on the street once (they're street legal). Got all kinds of stares!
    Never have so many owed so much to so few.

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    The only real thing ya'll got going for you there is you have to mix the gas when you fill up.

    So tell us, what is the mixture 16:1,

    Holy crap, you mine as well walk the beat if you have to drive that weadeater.

    i bet people riding bikes out-run you in that.

    Thats still funny, we have a big guy on the department, i bet he wouldnt even fit if you took the back seat out.
    thats to funny..
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