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06-17-07, 09:18 AM #1
Happy Birthday, E-Man!
Have a good one!
Hope you get to play the drums all day like you did when you were a kid.
06-17-07, 09:25 AM #2
Your birthday is on Father's Day...
06-17-07, 09:41 AM #3
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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06-17-07, 09:42 AM #4
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06-17-07, 09:44 AM #5
Mazel tov, E-man!
How efficient for your family that you have your birthday on Father's Day--they only have to get you one set of gifts!
06-17-07, 10:45 AM #6
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
06-17-07, 11:06 AM #7
06-17-07, 01:19 PM #8
***Eman takes a bow, or two***
Thank you thank you.
I took a motorcycle ride this morning for some coffee beans, nice 40 mile trip. Ended up in traffic near my house, suspicious package, bomb squad came out and BOOM Took care of it.
Now we're off to a late lunch early dinner thing somewhere.
Yeah Daddies day AND birfday fall together this year.
Doesnt mean I get double gifts thoughA monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
06-17-07, 01:27 PM #9
Have a good one!!To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
06-17-07, 01:32 PM #10
Happy Birthday bro, Happy Fathers day as well.
enjoy the ride!!!YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
06-17-07, 02:36 PM #11
Happy Birthday!He who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
06-17-07, 02:46 PM #12
Happy Birthday you buffet of Jewish manlyness. Hope you saved us some cake.
Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
06-17-07, 02:49 PM #13GrasshopperVerified LEO
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for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
06-17-07, 02:59 PM #14
06-17-07, 03:05 PM #15
Happy Birthday E-man!
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
06-17-07, 03:18 PM #16Corporal
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06-17-07, 04:08 PM #17
Happy B-day!!!!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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06-17-07, 04:25 PM #18
Happy B-day you old fartDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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06-17-07, 04:30 PM #19
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06-17-07, 04:42 PM #20
Happy Birthday E-man, hope it's a good one!Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
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