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06-26-07, 12:32 AM #1
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Beer
It makes me pee.
A lot.
That is all.
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Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?
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06-26-07, 12:33 AM #2
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Drinking one right now. You're right.
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06-26-07, 12:34 AM #3
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Look at it this way.
Oil changes are good for your car. Water changes must be good for you, right?
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06-26-07, 12:35 AM #4
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I need a sound file attachment Norm!!! At my age, I need THAT sound.
Originally Posted by Norm357
It makes me pee.
A lot.
That is all.
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06-26-07, 12:35 AM #5
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Just one? Originally Posted by Cidp24
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06-26-07, 12:36 AM #6
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Well, one at a time.
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06-26-07, 12:38 AM #7
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Light weight. Originally Posted by Cidp24
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06-26-07, 12:39 AM #8
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Its a really big one, does that help?
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06-26-07, 12:40 AM #9
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I dunno. How big is it? Originally Posted by Cidp24
Its a really big one, does that help?dlefdal said:
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06-26-07, 12:41 AM #10
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I was kidding. 12 oz bud light. But there are about 18-20 more in the cooler on the porch.
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06-26-07, 12:42 AM #11
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As big as a Darwin stubby?? Originally Posted by Cidp24
Its a really big one, does that help?
In Australia's Northern Territory, a "Darwin Stubby" is available containing 2L (67 US fl. oz., 70 Imperial fl. oz.)
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06-26-07, 12:43 AM #12
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Dang, that IS a big beer.
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Ummmmm Originally Posted by Wombat650
As big as a Darwin stubby??
Can I get that in the States?
I was kidding. 12 oz bud light. But there are about 18-20 more in the cooler on the porch.
Wuss.
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06-26-07, 12:49 AM #14
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Run a piss tube from your junk to the pisser. Originally Posted by Cidp24
That is, if I dont have to get up to pee all night.
Damn rookie drinkers.dlefdal said:
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06-26-07, 12:50 AM #15
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Stop. Im laughing so hard it's making me need to pee now.
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Remember. Originally Posted by Cidp24
If you piss yourself.
Blame the dog.
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06-26-07, 12:54 AM #17
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Always do. Wait, did I just say that out loud??!!
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06-26-07, 12:55 AM #18
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Ahhh, you have learned an important lesson then. Originally Posted by Cidp24
Always do. Wait, did I just say that out loud??!!
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06-26-07, 01:26 AM #19
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Originally Posted by Norm357
Ahhh, you have learned an important lesson then.
Keep those thoughts in your head???
Buy a dog?
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