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    Beer

    It makes me pee.

    A lot.


    That is all.


    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Drinking one right now. You're right.
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    Look at it this way.

    Oil changes are good for your car. Water changes must be good for you, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    It makes me pee.

    A lot.


    That is all.


    I need a sound file attachment Norm!!! At my age, I need THAT sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Drinking one right now. You're right.
    Just one?
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    Well, one at a time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Well, one at a time.
    Light weight.
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    Its a really big one, does that help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Its a really big one, does that help?
    I dunno. How big is it?
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    I was kidding. 12 oz bud light. But there are about 18-20 more in the cooler on the porch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Its a really big one, does that help?
    As big as a Darwin stubby??

    In Australia's Northern Territory, a "Darwin Stubby" is available containing 2L (67 US fl. oz., 70 Imperial fl. oz.)

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    Dang, that IS a big beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    As big as a Darwin stubby??



    Ummmmm

    Can I get that in the States?


    I was kidding. 12 oz bud light. But there are about 18-20 more in the cooler on the porch.

    Wuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    That is, if I dont have to get up to pee all night.
    Run a piss tube from your junk to the pisser.

    Damn rookie drinkers.
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    Stop. Im laughing so hard it's making me need to pee now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Stop. Im laughing so hard it's making me need to pee now.
    Remember.

    If you piss yourself.

    Blame the dog.

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    Always do. Wait, did I just say that out loud??!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Always do. Wait, did I just say that out loud??!!
    Ahhh, you have learned an important lesson then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    Ahhh, you have learned an important lesson then.


    Keep those thoughts in your head???

    Buy a dog?

 

 

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