Child support agency forms or ''Who's yo Daddy"

**gozling** · 06-27-07, 10:18 AM

The following are all replies that Detroit women have
written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize for me and #3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they
all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about
eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to
support these dim wits!!!!!!!!!!!

**Virginian** · 06-27-07, 10:22 AM

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.

Me too!

**BigDawg** · 06-27-07, 11:00 AM

I think #1 takes the prize!!!

**lewisipso** · 06-27-07, 11:04 AM

Child A and Child B?

**Buttercup** · 06-27-07, 11:06 AM

I think that #3 and #11 are the best.

**snuffy2202** · 06-27-07, 11:08 AM

#11 for sure! ROFLMAO on that one!

**countybear** · 06-27-07, 11:12 AM

How is it that I find this post so easy to believe?

**TXPO710** · 06-27-07, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by gozling

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
!

I think I know her.