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    Child support agency forms or ''Who's yo Daddy"

    The following are all replies that Detroit women have
    written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize for me and #3 is runner up.

    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
    Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

    2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
    child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
    girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do
    remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
    daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
    conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

    6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
    informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they
    all look the same to me.

    8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do
    catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

    9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
    conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

    10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
    that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about
    eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
    baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

    Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to
    support these dim wits!!!!!!!!!!!
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
    Me too!

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    I think #1 takes the prize!!!
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    Child A and Child B?
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    I think that #3 and #11 are the best.




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    #11 for sure! ROFLMAO on that one!

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    How is it that I find this post so easy to believe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
    !
    I think I know her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXPO710 View Post
    I think I know her.
    Alleshia's your daughter?

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    I could answer that, but then I'd have to kill you. Good of the country and all that.

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    Nevermind!

 

 

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