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06-27-07, 11:18 AM #1
Child support agency forms or ''Who's yo Daddy"
The following are all replies that Detroit women have
written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize for me and #3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they
all look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about
eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to
support these dim wits!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
06-27-07, 11:22 AM #25. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
06-27-07, 12:00 PM #3
I think #1 takes the prize!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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06-27-07, 12:04 PM #4
Child A and Child B?Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
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06-27-07, 12:06 PM #5
I think that #3 and #11 are the best.
06-27-07, 12:08 PM #6
#11 for sure! ROFLMAO on that one!
06-27-07, 12:12 PM #7
How is it that I find this post so easy to believe?
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To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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06-27-07, 04:04 PM #8
06-27-07, 04:41 PM #9
06-28-07, 12:36 AM #10
I could answer that, but then I'd have to kill you. Good of the country and all that.
06-28-07, 08:27 AM #11
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