I'm going to racoon hell.

**Autumn2009** · 07-03-07, 01:17 AM

So tonight I added to the road kill of the world. What was so damn horrible about this situation was that at the last second when I realized in the pitch black that these bastards were powwowing in the road I saw it was a mommy and her three babies. Well lets just say now there aren't three babies anymore. I fricken plowed those things right over. It was horrible. When I went back to see the damage that was done, the half crippled mom that I guess I ran over too was dragging the carcasses off the road.

Depressing fucking racoons.

**Michelle** · 07-03-07, 01:21 AM

Awwww, bless your heart. I can only imagine how that would make me feel too. But thank goodness you didn't run into a tree to avoid them.

**Illiy** · 07-03-07, 01:23 AM

**hugs**

At least your ok!

**Michelle** · 07-03-07, 01:29 AM

Reminds me of the time one of my nieces got her first new car - a little Honda. She hadn't had for very long before a German Shepard ran out in the road into her car. There was no way she could stop. Doggy died and it smashed the whole front end of her car.

**Bob Loblaw** · 07-03-07, 01:44 AM

I'm going to just regular hell...mainly because I'm a jerk.

**Autumn2009** · 07-03-07, 02:01 AM

I just realized that I can not spell raccoon. Geesh. Fucking raccoons.

**TXCharlie** · 07-03-07, 02:18 AM

If you had tried to take the mom and surviving babies to a vet, she probably would have clawed and bit you to shreds, and sometimes they carry rabies. About the only thing you might have done is call Animal Control, but chances are the mom would be long gone by the time they got there.

**BEB** · 07-03-07, 02:25 AM

Hope you ran over them and put them out of their misery. Turning the radio up helps. (yeah, I'm sappy like that; rather not hear what's going on)

**Buttercup** · 07-03-07, 02:35 AM

Oh, Autumn. You're not going to raccoon hell. It's not like you were aiming for them. I'm just glad that you're alright.

**Cross240** · 07-03-07, 02:42 AM

I think that equals 100 points dont it?

I'm from tennessee, road kill is a way of life...........and supper for some people i think...

**countybear** · 07-03-07, 10:26 AM

What you didn't see, was after you pulled away they all sat up laughing and doing the hand jive...

**Ducky** · 07-03-07, 10:28 AM

There was a while there that I was working on the entire cast of Bambi. Plus a dog.

**Beans** · 07-03-07, 10:28 AM

We keep a running total of the things we hit with our patrol car at work......so far
3 Rabbits
1 Raccoon
1 Deer

**Twan007** · 07-03-07, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Cross240

I think that equals 100 points dont it?

I'm from tennessee, road kill is a way of life...........and supper for some people i think...

South Louisiana too

**JayBee** · 07-03-07, 10:47 AM

Your not the only one who added to the total. Going code to a call last night lady was too busy watching me go by last night, never even saw the raccoon in front of her, luckily she got him good so I'm sure he was out pretty quick.

**cidp24a** · 07-03-07, 10:49 AM

I tried to dodge him but I hit an armadillo this week on one of our main streets. I was hoping he curled up and avoided severe injury,,,, but my big truck smashed him. I felt bad,

I had a flash back to the armadillo cake in Steel Magnolias

**Doc_Holliday** · 07-03-07, 12:41 PM

when I was in high school, I was driving home in my 67 VW bug with a ragtop,sigh, and SWORE I hit a dog. I slammed on the brakes, got out to look, and the sunofabyotch hadnt been hit by me, he HIT me. Ran right in the side of the passenger door. Was standing there shaking hs head, looked at me, growled, and ran away. I think thats MINUS points

**Autumn2009** · 07-03-07, 01:34 PM

After the 4+ thumps the first thing that came to mind was damn, I gotta go post this one LEF, I scored big.

**pc830cop** · 07-03-07, 08:39 PM

Are we keeping score now?

My current police department:
3 oppossum
6 ground squirrels
2 rabbits
1 owl
2 coyote
2 dogs
1 cat

My previous Sheriff's department:
100's of these small little brown birds in Ca's Central Valley
4 dogs (2 of them were mating when I turned the corner code 3 and hit them!)
1 deer (ate the deer but it looked strange with a deer stapped to the outside of my trunk!)

I kept score on the inside of my posse box lid! ALL SUICIDE BY COP!

**Pudge** · 07-03-07, 09:00 PM

I'll see your roadkill and raise you.

1.) Otter, yep that's right, cute little playful water creatures. I had to go back and check.
2.) Owl with the firetruck. That sonofa hit the windshield with wings fully spread and scared the shit out of us. Came out of the trees ans swooped at something just as we passed under.