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    If you ruled the world, what would you do?

    What would you do if you ruled the world?

    You have suddenly been declared Emperor of Earth. Every government in the world has agreed to do whatever you say. What would you do to make the world a better place?

    This was inspired by this thread on Resident Smart Ass being declared "Imperial Advisor to the Future Emperor of the world." http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...hlight=emperor

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    That's easy. All attractive women would have to be naked. Simple, next question.
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    Make it unlawful for Hooters Girls to wear shirts.

    Require each country to produce Corona Beer and then offer to me in sacrifice.

    Make NASCAR required viewing on Sundays. Fire Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. Make Toyota repay the amount of money that Ford, GM and Dodge lost when they started racing and ban forgien cars from the sport.

    Outlaw gas grills.
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    Make sure the poor was taken care of, Give the Police everything they need, without it comming out of their pockets, so mnay things...

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    I would make it a law that my opinion is all that matters, my word is law. Reward achievment
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    I would make it impossible for stupid people to breed.
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    We dallied under
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    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
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    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
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    While waves wrapped
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    His cyanotic eyes
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    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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    I would make Antartica the new Muslim Liberal Unified Nation.
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    I would have my own suped up patrol car to cruise around in

    Other then that... I dunno... Maybe get a bag of Doritos and bottle of Pepsi.
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    wait...I dont rule the world?? WTF
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    I am the advisor to the future emperor of the world... I will ask him what his plan is....

    hahaha RSA outted me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    I am the advisor to the future emperor of the world... I will ask him what his plan is....

    hahaha RSA outted me!
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    All child molestors killed......all those sitting on death row killed.....no one would sleep on the streets again.....Disneyland would have free admission......and gas would be 50 cents a gallon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    All child molestors killed......all those sitting on death row killed.....no one would sleep on the streets again.....Disneyland would have free admission......and gas would be 50 cents a gallon.
    Good start.
    And Shepards we shall be,
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Greatly support one of the few social programs that would actually work if monitored. Public Education. Go back to a bartering system. Even if you don't have anything, a person could farm for bartering. Money would be obsolete. The have and the have nots would have to co exist. Hire some people with a few morals. Remind myself everyday that power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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    I would have all the world's governments destroy all their weapons of mass destruction, and guarantee everyone who used to work in the WMD industry jobs as good as the jobs they had before, so that they don't turn rogue. I'd set up a global police force and court system that would be responsible for adjudicating all conflicts between nations, and enforcing the verdicts. I'd set up programs for global environmental protection, public health, and education, to which every country would have to contribute an equal percentage of its GDP. I'd set up a parliamentary system of government for the world, modeled after the democratic governments of Australia, Canada, and Western Europe, and a Bill of Rights modeled after the American one. Then I'd step down and let the newly elected Prime Minister of the world take over. My legacy would be a human vision of the earth as those out in space see it: One world, united, indivisible. A fragile blue jewel of six billion souls spinning in the darkness, all alone in the night.


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    I liked my one better.
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    vote for the bear

    1. Move the UN to the Kerguelan Islands in south Indian Ocean. All UN member's secret bank accounts will be opened for public view. The rights of free nations follow the rights of free people.

    2. Declare the ACLU as a hostile terrorist group

    3. Close all law schools until the number of registered lawyers is one-tenth the present. Lawyers wiil be registered.

    4. The US Bill of Rights is the law of the world.

    5. Internatioal govt. disputes, religious "franchise" disputes, and unresolved matters used to cause war, terrorism, jihad, holy wars, race wars, etc will be settled by mortal combat as Gladiators in a public arena. Combatants wil be the chief executive/political officers, heads of state, or senior clergy of a religious order claiming exclusive franchise to a divine place or diety. Choice of weapons decided by random lot. No stand-ins, exemptions, or substitutes. Those next in-line to the highest office of any such group will be placed into Gladiator training to combat their respective ranking opponent if the matter is not resolved. Any lawyer interfering, profiting, or delaying settlements, will be placed in the arena for clean-up, sword training, or target practice.

    6. Capital criminals convicted have one appeal to the highest court of the nation they were convicted. Rejected appeals will be executed by hanging within 30 days.

    7. All judges will be elected by their fellow citizens, and any citizen may stand for election to a judge position in their nation.

    8. All prisons will be moved to remote islands such as Kerguelan, Johnston Atoll, western Aleutian chain, Isla de Gusdeloupe & Clipperton, Novoya Zemlya, Baffin Island, or the Greenland icecap.
    Communications will be very limited. Prisons shall receive the seized assets of convicts to pay for their incarceration. Prisons will be operated by an international cooperative of corrections professionals.

    9. Barratry, by a lawyer, is a capital offense.

    10. All lawyers imprisoned for any offense will be housed in one remote island prison, such as Johnston Atoll, or St.Helena. No other convicts will be placed there. They will be allowed legal size paper, ink and red tape, in place of rations, as they so choose.

    11. Science, rssearch, space exploration will be operated by the scientists of all nations. Nations will be assessed their share and receive benefits immediately when solutions are found.

    12. Absolute freedom of the press, with absolute responsibility and accountability uinder full criminal sanctions. Do no harm, do not lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado View Post
    Make it unlawful for Hooters Girls to wear shirts.
    Yes
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    Require each country to produce Corona Beer and then offer to me in sacrifice.
    Yes
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    Make NASCAR required viewing on Sundays.
    NO!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado View Post
    Fire Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. Make Toyota repay the amount of money that Ford, GM and Dodge lost when they started racing and ban forgien cars from the sport.
    Who cares??
    Quote Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado View Post
    Outlaw gas grills.
    Yes
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 
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