Chief of Police

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God


Assistant Chief

Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God


Captain

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water if an indoor pool
Talks with God if special request is approved


Lieutenant

Barely clears a Quonset hut
Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God


Sergeant

Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury
Dog paddles
Talks to animals


Detective

Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life preserver
Talks to himself


Training Officer

Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo-choo!"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself


Patrolman

Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off of the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD