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    i have never felt so hispanic

    today I decided to wash my car outside my house. everything was going good until this white truck comes up with a dood yelling " amigo! amigo! cuanto for wash truck?" I dropped my rag and just looked at him and told him " dood, this is my car I don't wash them for a living but thanks!"


    I've never felt soo illegal in my life

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    No. It's more like...

    There is no sense in arguing with people so stupid they don't know you have the better of them.

    There, I feel so much better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheech View Post
    today I decided to wash my car outside my house. everything was going good until this white truck comes up with a dood yelling " amigo! amigo! cuanto for wash truck?" I dropped my rag and just looked at him and told him " dood, this is my car I don't wash them for a living but thanks!"


    I've never felt soo illegal in my life
    You sure it was outside your house?
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    Washing cars as a side job now, jeez, times are tough, aren't they?

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    Being stupid isn't a crime, but some people abuse the privilege like those guy's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheech View Post
    today I decided to wash my car
    *coughbullshitcough* Were there keys in the ignition, or just a rusty screwdriver?

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    outside my house.
    *coughbullshitcough* You clearly live in only one room of the house with 12 other unrelated beaners.

    Sorry this all just reminded me of that Dave Chappelle stand up bit where he talks about how he would never call the cops to a burg at his house, because the cops would never believe a black guy could live in a house that nice. They would show up, be startled "*gasp* he's still here!" then club him. "I saw a case once like this in the academy, Johnson...apparently this nig*** broke in and hung up pictures of himself and his family all over the place. Oh well...let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheech View Post
    . . .. amigo! amigo! cuanto for wash truck?"
    . . . so how much were paid to wash the truck, go on, tell us, we won't hold it against you, in fact, my car is pretty filthy, do you do interiors as well???

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    No reason for you to feel like an illegal... now had he wanted you to sheetrock his house, I'd say you should be offended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    *coughbullshitcough* Were there keys in the ignition, or just a rusty screwdriver?



    *coughbullshitcough* You clearly live in only one room of the house with 12 other unrelated beaners.

    Sorry this all just reminded me of that Dave Chappelle stand up bit where he talks about how he would never call the cops to a burg at his house, because the cops would never believe a black guy could live in a house that nice. They would show up, be startled "*gasp* he's still here!" then club him. "I saw a case once like this in the academy, Johnson...apparently this nig*** broke in and hung up pictures of himself and his family all over the place. Oh well...let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here."




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    We have a factory in my town that hired about 100 hispanics about 2 years ago. I heard a guy say this the other day and I still laugh about it.

    "Ever since they hired all them mexicans you can't find a fat white girl or a $100 Honda or Toyota in 100 miles"
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    That's what you get for washing you car in the Home Depot parking lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    That's what you get for washing you car in the Home Depot parking lot.
    It was the lowes parking lot get it right

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    it apparently wasnt a "hassle free zone". Make sure you wax that b**tch too...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vendetta View Post

    "Ever since they hired all them mexicans you can't find a fat white girl or a $100 Honda or Toyota in 100 miles"
    Thanx....I have a new addition to my sig line.

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    damn cheech... for him to offer that much were you wearing your thong?????
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    Since CB brought it up, do you do sheetrock by chance. I am remodeling and could use some cheep labor.
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