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    Posh Spice - Skank or misunderstood?

    You lucky Americans.. Please welcome your newest resident! I particualrly like her comments in he last few short paragraphs. Dont say we didnt warn you! This taken from todays paper.



    VICTORIA Beckham says there were so many important tasks to do preparing for the move to Los Angeles - finding a mansion, a school for her boys and a manicurist.

    She also jokes she can't be seen to ruin her image by eating in front of the media.

    "I don't want to be seen smiling, having fun or eating. Perish the thought," she says.


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    The Spice Girls pop star, one half of Posh and Becks, stars in a special prime-time documentary Victoria Beckham: Coming to America tonight in the US.

    The NBC fly-on-the wall, one-hour reality program details Victoria's move to Los Angeles with her soccer-playing husband, David Beckham, and their three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.

    Victoria, who is entertaining and regularly pokes fun at her excessive-slave-to-fashion reputation, says when she watched some of the footage she realised she was "actually nuts".

    Victoria reveals the Beckhams were "so excited" about the move, adding "what better place to bring the children up than LA?"

    She adds her sons think they are going to be living in Disneyland. A make-up artist agrees, and says "well they are, pretty much".

    Victoria chimes in: "No they're going to be in la-la land, there's a difference. La-la land is much more designer."

    The couple are settling into their $27.5 million mansion in Beverly Hills near friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

    Beckham has been outfitted with his new number 23 jersey for the struggling Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team.

    Paparazzi are in overdrive.

    "I'm actually nuts, you know. I watched some of the footage back and I realised that I thought I was actually really normal but I'm quite eccentric," she says in a special online interview to promote the at-times hilarious program.

    One of Victoria's biggest challenges is getting her driver's licence.

    Posh is horrified after preening and primping to realise she doesn't get final approval over her driver's licence photograph.

    "Oh, no, my hair looks flat, can I do another one? You don't do retouches?"

    She then takes to the roads and is pulled over by police. After stepping out, she says "I was completely shocked and devastated because I was wearing flat shoes".
    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

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    Aaaahhhh.......take her back.......please!!!


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    How much fake can one person encapsulate!!!!


    Now if Jenna saw her, she would really have to question if we exist!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Aaaahhhh.......take her back.......please!!!
    Hell no we have had her talentless skinny ass over here for to long. Its your turn to have her.
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    As luck should have it she decided to settle in my state, too. I think its high time that California should be divided into North and South. And San Francisco can be its own country or state. No offense meant to anyone living in those areas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    As luck should have it she decided to settle in my state, too. I think its high time that California should be divided into North and South. And San Francisco can be its own country or state. No offense meant to anyone living in those areas.
    Well the next big earthquake could solve this for you mate!!!

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    I am sooo tired of these reality shows that follow celebrities in their day to day lives. Enough already.




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    Quote Originally Posted by SANDMAN View Post
    Hell no we have had her talentless skinny ass over here for to long. Its your turn to have her.
    +1

    We have had her crap over here for to long you are now welcome to the SKANK.
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    Another phony flake like Paris Hilton. The Beckhams are friends with another wierdo - Tom Cruse. How did the Beckhams get here, by flying saucer?

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    They are weird enough to travel that way.
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    Soo.....did they take the citizens test?
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    Yes and the result was six zeros after about 40 in front
    $40,000,000 and that is probably a low estimate on my behalf as that would be in not $ so that would be about $70,000,000 plus.
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    She is not really in America...shes just in California. Cali does not count as a state....its like Guam or Puerto Rico.

    Another talentless rich skank....great.
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    Since when did being a slut make you famous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawdog32 View Post
    Since when did being a slut make you famous!
    Since the media invented the term "celebutante" ... which should actually be "spoiledslut".

    I never heard the Spice Girls' alleged "music", but its amusing that they chose made up names for themselves. I couldn't decide if I liked Skanky Spice, Slutty Spice or Sleazy Spice better.

    My guess is that the soccer team will fold and they will head back to Jolly Olde England. There's nothing in our Constitution that says every wierdo on the planet has to stay in the U. S.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bayern View Post
    Another phony flake like Paris Hilton. The Beckhams are friends with another wierdo - Tom Cruse. How did the Beckhams get here, by flying saucer?
    I forgot to ask, how long before she goes into REHAP? Isn't that what all the Hollywood skanks do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Well the next big earthquake could solve this for you mate!!!
    Hopefully I will be out of state when that happens or I might just have beach front property depending on the magnitude of the earthquake.

    Careful, it might just happen when you are vacationing here.

    Quote Originally Posted by NCC1701 View Post
    She is not really in America...shes just in California. Cali does not count as a state....its like Guam or Puerto Rico.
    Wait a minute there, I have actually heard California referred to as West Texas. Or maybe it was Texas referred to as East California.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Soo.....did they take the citizens test?
    Your kidding aren't you.

    Both there brains together and they would still have trouble spelling IQ, even if it was written out and spelled out like on sesame street, never mind sitting a test.
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    Speaking of Paris Hilton as Bayern mentioned, watch this Jay Leno video of an interview with Paris Hilton,,, Friggin Hillarious!

    http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=984
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