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    So I told my boss about a dream I had.

    Don't worry, it's all good. Once you see what his reply was, you'll know why.


    I told him that I dreamed about pulling a very specific person out of his car at our checkpoint and beat the crap out of him. This was about 4 years ago after he had severely pissed me off.


    My boss' reply? "Yeah, that seems fair to me!"

    I think I'm going to go to bed now and see what else fucked up I can dream about. I told somebody here about one of my more fucked up dreams. She can attest to how fucked up some of them really are!


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    I dreamed that Bruce Campbell borrowed my car, then totaled it. I cried in my sleep. I love that car.
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    I zink dat youv may hazs zum issues....





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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I dreamed that Bruce Campbell borrowed my car, then totaled it. I cried in my sleep. I love that car.
    I think it may have actually been you that I told about my dream where I started another civil war.


    I don't think I've ever told anybody about my dream where I robbed a bank. That one was odd.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    You care about me! You really care!!! :hugs: :jugs:


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I think it may have actually been you that I told about my dream where I started another civil war.


    I don't think I've ever told anybody about my dream where I robbed a bank. That one was odd.
    It was.
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    I also had a dream where I was... uh never mind. Forget I even said anything.


    Ah what the hell. This dream was a few years ago, like when I was 16. I was walking down the road when this van pulled up and opened the side door. Then a hot lady jumped out, pushed me to the bottom the ditch and then started making love to me!

    Sometimes, I have some normal dreams. Sometimes they are really fun too!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I also had a dream where I was... uh never mind. Forget I even said anything.


    Ah what the hell. This dream was a few years ago, like when I was 16. I was walking down the road when this van pulled up and opened the side door. Then a hot lady jumped out, pushed me to the bottom the ditch and then started making love to me!

    Sometimes, I have some normal dreams. Sometimes they are really fun too!
    Um, mate, that's called a WET DREAM!!! When you grow up you'll learn all about them.



    . . or after 10 years of marriage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Um, mate, that's called a WET DREAM!!! When you grow up you'll learn all about them.



    . . or after 10 years of marriage
    I am 6 years of marriage! Only 4 more years to go!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I am 6 years of marriage! Only 4 more years to go!
    . . make the most of it!!!

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    You seem to have pleasant dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    You seem to have pleasant dreams.
    Compared to yours???

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    You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers!
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    Hey, nsb22. Is your signature another one of your dreams?


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    Dude, you have issues!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    His sig is from Dennis Leary, going off about how he wants to be politically uncorrect. It's from the same performance that he sang "I'm An Asshole"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    His sig is from Dennis Leary, going off about how he wants to be politically uncorrect. It's from the same performance that he sang "I'm An Asshole"
    Dennis Leary sang that you're an asshole, that pig!!!

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    I've had lots of weird dreams too. I never had them until I became a Swon Officer. From that point on they have been crazy.

    I used to sleep with my sidearm under my pillow (Holstered) I kept having dreams where I would be involved in a shooting and couldn't pull the trigger I had to use 2 hands.

    I woke up gun in hand one day , since then I moved it under the bed

    I used to have dreams of getting shot too. Not sure why

    Maybe it was stress?
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    I have had several, extremely detailed dreams about being on duty and getting killed, and im not even a police officer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    Dude, you have issues!
    A co-worker tells me on a regular basis that I am disturbed. :d

    And yeah, my sig line is from Dennis' I'm an Asshole song.


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