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    1* girl...

    You finish your laundry, Georgia girl? The guys want to go to the river and fish and say that you are scaring all the fish away banging your clothes on the rocks.
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    You just wait, Mister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    You finish your laundry, Georgia girl? The guys want to go to the river and fish and say that you are scaring all the fish away banging your clothes on the rocks.
    was it her laundry or something else that's scaring all the fish away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    was it her laundry or something else that's scaring all the fish away

    Ah, whatever. Conalabu was so turned on by the idea of me dunkin' my clothes in the creek out back that he was overcome by uncontrollable nervous laughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Ah, whatever. Conalabu was so turned on by the idea of me dunkin' my clothes in the creek out back that he was overcome by uncontrollable nervous laughter.
    freakin redneck

    have a nice sleep you lazy ass?
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    Hey! Gotta do what you gotta do down here in the South!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Hey! Gotta do what you gotta do down here in the South!

    and what's that....imbreed
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and what's that....imbreed

    Don't even go there if you can't spell it.

    And yes, I had a wonderful sleep. I'm ready for work now...NOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Don't even go there if you can't spell it.

    And yes, I had a wonderful sleep. I'm ready for work now...NOT.
    Who are you kidding..you don't work..well i guess for you..washing your clothes out in the creek can be considered work huh
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and what's that....imbreed
    You East Coast people are strange...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    You East Coast people are strange...
    and you left coast people smell like fart on poop
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    That activity is considered instant marriage material here in the South. Woman or man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and you left coast people smell like fart on poop


    No.... we rock... I think I am gonna go to the beach.... hang out at the pier... have a martini or two....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post


    No.... we rock... I think I am gonna go to the beach.... hang out at the pier... have a martini or two....
    ...and pick your bunghole
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    ...and pick your bunghole
    I am not from West Virginia.... I am from Los Angeles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    That activity is considered instant marriage material here in the South. Woman or man.

    SEE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    SEE!!!
    The washing clothes part? I will buy into that one... but I will also settle for my whirlpool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    SEE!!!
    freakin weirdos
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    freakin weirdos

    You're just jealous that your family doesn't love you enough to marry you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    The washing clothes part? I will buy into that one... but I will also settle for my whirlpool...

    Laziness. Tisk tisk

 

 
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