How to Make a Woman Happy

[Tony]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer

[snuffy2202]

PREACH ON, BROTHER MAN!!

[ipso608]

That's Right!

[gozling]

umm i noticed in all that there was no mention of a remote control....

*shrugs shoulders*

[snuffy2202]

Good point, gozling! Must have remote!

[bayern]

Add: Don't take away the credit cards!

[Willowdared]

[Tony]

OMG!!!! Hide that before the wife sees it, geez!!!!!

[dispatcher]

How to make a Dispatcher happy:
1) !!!!! NO ASSISTS!!!! ;-)
2) No car stops while en route to that Priority 1 job
3) If you have an MDT..use it!
4) Sudden Car Pursuits are a no-no!
5) Responding when radio tries to raise you
6) Understanding that dispatchers don't create the jobs (no matter how silly they may seem). We may feel the same way as you about them.
7) Tell us when you've added/subtracted a partner or changed cars
8) Tell us when you've been suddenly been put on a D/A ,or otherwise not available
9) When you let us know you are available/ or have completed an assignment
10) Communication,Communication,Co mmunication! *We love you*

[Resident Smart Ass]

NOW THIS IS A REMOTE CONTROL..NSFW!!

[blackcamaro8895]

lies, all lies.

[Illiy]

LMAO....

[Resident Smart Ass]

LMAO....

I don't see anything funny missy

[Illiy]

I don't see anything funny missy

Thats funny... I did....

[Resident Smart Ass]

Thats funny... I did....

[Tony]

[lewisipso]

NOW THIS IS A REMOTE CONTROL..NSFW!!

Great Ceasers Ghost son!!!! If I was built like that I'd freakin retire and stay home everyday!!

[10-42Adam]

So true

[Donut Aficionado]

I found it was easier to give the woman a toy and let her make herself happy.

[Illiy]

Great Ceasers Ghost son!!!! If I was built like that I'd freakin retire and stay home everyday!!

I am confused... what would you do with yourself at home??