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    Bert Is Evil!

    Claim: Bert, the Sesame Street muppet, appears on posters carried by supporters of Osama bin Laden.

    Status: True.

    Origins: Eh?
    Is that really Bert, the irascible muppet partner of Ernie on TV's Sesame Street, peering over the left shoulder of Osama bin Laden in the poster shown below? How did he get there?

    http://www.snopes.com/rumors/bert.htm
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    He's really a CIA covert operative.

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    Bert turned to the dark side because Ernie told him that he is having an affair with the cookie monster...
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    Ernie told him that he is having an affair with the cookie monster...
    What a slut man whore.
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    I was always a Mr. Rogers fan. And don't even make fun of me for that because I turned out just fine!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    I was always a Mr. Rogers fan. And don't even make fun of me for that because I turned out just fine!!
    yeah sure right.... as evidence by your gay muscleman avatar..
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Something had to be wrong with Mr. Rogers. No body could be that fu@king happy every fu@king day!
    And why didn't they ever have ugly day in the neighborhood. It was always a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I mean come on! Did they medicate everbody? Were the producers behind the camera's armed or something? WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    Bert turned to the dark side because Ernie told him that he is having an affair with the cookie monster...

 

 

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