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    WOW!

    A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
    and
    said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
    affairs in order."

    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
    waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

    "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
    celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
    well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
    were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
    some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two
    were celebrating.

    The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.

    "I've been diagnosed with AIDS."

    The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,

    "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told
    your friends you were dying of AIDS."

    The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
    father after I'm gone!"
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

    " A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."


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    Only a woman could think that up.
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    thats funny!!
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