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    Funny story. [Explicit]

    Ok, so I was dating a correctional officer for about a week, I thought to myself this guy was amazing, he's the sweetest guy ever. He's the perfect man, until he told me he earned a 150k a yr. I'm sorry but unless you're dealing crack in the prison then there's no way in hell a C.O would make that much money. I'm not stupid. He also said he was single. My busy 6 day work week at both of my jobs kept us apart so we hardly saw eachother..but anywayz, I had a good friend of mine who's a cop in the city that dude worked for do a background check on him.

    I recieve a call around 8am this morning and it's my cop friend, he said that he obviously lied about his earnings, and that he is no where NEAR the 150k mark, and you guys ready for this?? HE'S MARRIED. Yes folks he's married.

    I just basically called him on it we had a few words back and forth with me saying "If I didn't put out that easily then maybe you shouldve considered having one of the inamtes let you fuck them" then yeah I told him to lose my number and to forget everything I ever said to him, and now I'm gonna go have a few drinks so how was YOUR day?
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    Not too bad. Just lounging and drinking. Typical day off. Thanks for asking.


    Seriously, comes down to one thing. Guys are assholes. Period.
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    SOME guys are assholes.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    SOME guys are assholes.

    Nope. All. The guys you think aren't... are faking it.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Nope. All. The guys you think aren't... are faking it.

    I see. Thank you for the insight, Con.




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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Nope. All. The guys you think aren't... are faking it.
    Yup, it's true, that's EXACTLY what he did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    SOME guys are assholes.

    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Nope. All. The guys you think aren't... are faking it.

    Maaaate!!!! A bit harsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Maaaate!!!! A bit harsh.

    Australians don't count in the asshole category....lol, so you're all good.
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    I'm not an a$$hole, I'm the sweetest and most sincere guy ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    I'm not an a$$hole, I'm the sweetest and most sincere guy ever.
    *cough*faker*cough*







    Quote Originally Posted by The Lostralian View Post
    Australians don't count in the asshole category....lol, so you're all good.
    No, there's plenty of arseholes here mate, lots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    I'm not an a$$hole, I'm the sweetest and most sincere guy ever.

    You? an asshole??? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    *cough*faker*cough*









    No, there's plenty of arseholes here mate, lots.
    Not that I have seen, in Cronulla maybe but nowhere else....everyone is nice to me...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lostralian View Post
    Not that I have seen, in Cronulla maybe but nowhere else....everyone is nice to me...lol
    *LOL* ~ travel a bit more!!!

    Maybe they're nice to you because they think you're okay, well, maybe just little okay.

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    He needs his a$$ kicked and his wife told. Makes the rest of us look bad.
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    sure fire way to see if a guy is an asshole or not...ask his momma. if a man dont treat his mom right he aint gonna treat you right. and if he treats his mom right and dont treat you right...tell momma, shell take care of that for ya. (at least in my neck of the woods she would)
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    Quote Originally Posted by mfranklin01 View Post
    sure fire way to see if a guy is an asshole or not...ask his momma. if a man dont treat his mom right he aint gonna treat you right. and if he treats his mom right and dont treat you right...tell momma, shell take care of that for ya. (at least in my neck of the woods she would)


    you know das right.
    And Shepards we shall be,
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Yea not all guys are assholes, I like to think I'm not. Of course what guy will admit he is?
    "Sometimes doing the right thing, is not doing the right thing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I see. Thank you for the insight, Con.
    He's lying. I'm not an asshole. To you anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManImBored View Post
    Yea not all guys are a$$holes, I like to think I'm not. Of course what guy will admit he is?
    ME! I'm very critical, and judgemental of people. And I also like to make fun of everyone. In general, I'm just an arrogant, insensitive, obnoxious yankee a$$hole.


 

 
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