LMAO this is a great craigs list entry
To the guy defecating on my front lawn
Date: Sun Aug 03 00:05:43 2003
You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle".
To my horror, you dropped your pants and took what can only be described as a fecal explosion, against the side of my building. And if that wasn't enough to shock me to my very core, YOU PULLED YOUR PANTS BACK UP, without so much as a leaf-wipe, and merrily went on your way. :eek:
We have all faced this before; we knew we were not going to make it home (we have? :rolleyes: ), or the gas station attendant was fantasizing he's a feudal lord or, even worse, we were on our first date and the bathroom was situated practically next to the headboard of the bed (:confused:). So, in a mad scramble to get to a safety zone, we gambled and lost. But, Dude, against the side of my apartment?
You're better than that.