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01-26-06, 11:18 PM #1Indy Guest
LMAO this is a great craigs list entry
To the guy defecating on my front lawn
Date: Sun Aug 03 00:05:43 2003
You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle".
To my horror, you dropped your pants and took what can only be described as a fecal explosion, against the side of my building. And if that wasn't enough to shock me to my very core, YOU PULLED YOUR PANTS BACK UP, without so much as a leaf-wipe, and merrily went on your way.
We have all faced this before; we knew we were not going to make it home (we have? ), or the gas station attendant was fantasizing he's a feudal lord or, even worse, we were on our first date and the bathroom was situated practically next to the headboard of the bed (). So, in a mad scramble to get to a safety zone, we gambled and lost. But, Dude, against the side of my apartment?
You're better than that.
01-26-06, 11:29 PM #2
Ummm, err, I was at home...
ah forget it, I gotta do some laundry.I'm a PUBLIC SERVANT, so I'm not permitted to use my own judgement in any way.
01-27-06, 02:26 AM #3Originally Posted by Jay7376I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!
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