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    Things to think about.

    As I sit here waiting for one of the night clubs to close so we can clear the parking lot, as we do every weekend, I can't help but wonder a few things. How is it we have to tell the same people to leave the same club every weekend....How is it that they can fit as many people as they do in such a small building. Another good one is how does anyone survive in a building with little to no air circulation for 5 hours with it being 120 inside. With only one exit to the building...I can only expect how bad a fire could be. However...it never stops amazing me how retarded some of these people can be....Ah well I guess if it wasn't for them...we wouldn't have a very entertaining job.

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    Somewhere in the club they should have a maximum occupancy listed on the wall...if so, do they exceed that? just curious..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelous444 View Post
    Another good one is how does anyone survive in a building with little to no air circulation for 5 hours with it being 120 inside.
    I guess they must find each other "hot"!

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    The place doesn't even have a working AC...nor do any of the Deputies go in there unless we absolutely have to...We are told just to wait for them to take it outside.

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    If you are talking about "that shack of a bar on LA 76", we've tried to get code enforcement to look into occupancy, but that's fire code ordinance in a volunteer FD district. No one pays attention to it. These folks pack themselves in there like sardines BECAUSE they know the cops don't stroll in there, ever. Wait untill they close one night, then clear the lot and walk through the bar. You'll find enough tobacco gleanings (from blunts being rolled) to fill a case of Swisher Sweets. Nobody has really paid much attention to the place (primarily because we haven't had a good shooting there, and with only two patrol cops in the entire zone and the rest are 30 minutes away...)

    I agree with you, its a timebomb.

    I remember walking up into a packed club up there one Saturday night (when I first started in the zone). No call, I just waltzed in and shook the bartender's hand, said 'hello' to a few folks (watched their jaws drop open to see a white cop actually just walk in there). Asked them how their weekend was going, and reminded them to stay safe and not to drive if they'd had too much... It was honestly hilarious, but I wouldn't recommend anyone else do that without nearby assistance. I am just crazy as hell like that...

    I wanted them to see the new face, and let them know that there wasn't a place in that zone where I wouldn't go. I like shock-therapy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    No call, I just waltzed in and shook the bartender's hand, said 'hello' to a few folks (watched their jaws drop open to see a white cop actually just walk in there). Asked them how their weekend was going, and reminded them to stay safe and not to drive if they'd had too much... It was honestly hilarious, but I wouldn't recommend anyone else do that without nearby assistance. I am just crazy as hell like that...

    I wanted them to see the new face, and let them know that there wasn't a place in that zone where I wouldn't go. I like shock-therapy.


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    A question to your question?

    Do you have a State Fire Marshall.

    This is the one individual that can shut them down in a heartbeat.

    Also, here if the Vol. Fire Chief had any nuts, he could walk in and shut them down as well. mostly, you wont find a Vol. Fire Chief around here that will take the initiative to do something like this, because it may take there Penis Extension away from them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    you wont find a Vol. Fire Chief around here that will take the initiative to do something like this, because it may take there Penis Extension away from them.
    I'll probably be sorry I asked, but to what does "Penis Extension" metaphorically refer in this context? I couldn't find it in google when I did a search for "penis extension" and "firefighter".

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    Just keep "Googling" the "Firefighter" and you will find his "Penis Extension".
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    I went in there for $hits and giggles about 3 yrs. ago. And I was cordially met at the door by two " old friends ". I was not a very well liked person on that end of the parish. About 4 1/2 yrs. ago when I worked that zone these " old friends " sent word that the next time I drove past club 21 they were gonna set my car on fire. Well my " old friends " and I escorted each other out of the door and we caught up on old times in the parking lot. Rudely we were interrupted by gun shots in the club. It is kind of amusing to see these self proclaimed king pins run like women screaming oh $hit man you got to go in there, dude got a gun and he was shootin'. As usually nobody knew who the shooter was and didn't want to say anything besides one woman telling me " One of those mother f*ckers that ran out of here screamin' like a b*tch better buy me a drink before I start blastin'". Yes CB I was alone. Near by asistance was not as near by as they should have been. And I am pretty high up there on the crazy scale.
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