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    Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie

    Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
    girl in his office.... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie
    got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100
    if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said,
    "NO."

    Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
    bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

    She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
    boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation.

    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.
    He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts
    the
    proposal.

    Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
    girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened....?

    Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
    Quarters!"

    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
    entirety before agreeing to it or you might get screwed!


    OK OK.....WHO HERE WOULD HAVE USED PENNIES?



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    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

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