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Thread: Fast Eddie
07-25-07, 10:03 AM #1
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie
got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100
if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said,
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it or you might get screwed!
OK OK.....WHO HERE WOULD HAVE USED PENNIES?
07-25-07, 03:51 PM #2
mexican 1 peso coins!
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
07-25-07, 06:41 PM #3
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