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    Strange Things to Ponder

    Strange Things to Ponder:

    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

    What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Do witches run spell checkers?

    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

    How come wrong numbers are never busy?

    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BEK View Post
    Strange Things to Ponder:

    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?life really wouldn't be all to bad

    What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?to their mother in laws house

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?no

    Do witches run spell checkers?of course silly.. imagine screwing that one up

    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?totally

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?crackers

    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?of course, yes.. duh

    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?aliens came down and told them

    How come wrong numbers are never busy?they are just not when you call because you are special

    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
    it all has to do with that latin language

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    goz great answers


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
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    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    goz great answers



 

 

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