Strange Things to Ponder

**BEK** · 07-25-07, 01:03 PM

Strange Things to Ponder:

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

**gozling** · 07-25-07, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by BEK

Strange Things to Ponder:

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?life really wouldn't be all to bad

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?to their mother in laws house

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?no

Do witches run spell checkers?of course silly.. imagine screwing that one up

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?totally

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?crackers

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?of course, yes.. duh

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?aliens came down and told them

How come wrong numbers are never busy?they are just not when you call because you are special

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

it all has to do with that latin language