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07-28-07, 07:38 PM #1
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for the past 30+ years of my life, I have been stumped trying to figure out the answer to this extremely important question...
WHAT CAME FIRST? THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
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07-28-07, 07:47 PM #2
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So you've been THAT bored for 30+ years?
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07-28-07, 08:11 PM #3
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The Chicken, of course!
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07-28-07, 08:13 PM #4
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the egg 
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07-28-07, 08:15 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Lo523
the egg 
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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07-28-07, 08:46 PM #6
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Depends on whether or not you believe in creationism.
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07-28-07, 08:52 PM #7
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If your hungry enough you wont care which comes first the chicken or the egg as long as they taste good.
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07-28-07, 09:07 PM #8
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I know. But I have been sworn to secrecy and cannot divulge the answer.
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07-28-07, 09:23 PM #9
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I don't know the answer to that question, but I do know how Easter eggs are made.
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07-28-07, 11:56 PM #10
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The rooster. Duh.
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07-29-07, 12:06 AM #11
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And the answer is below
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07-29-07, 12:26 AM #12
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CASE SOLVED!
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07-29-07, 03:34 AM #13
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If you believe in evolution, the egg came first, as its parents were proto-chickens who had not yet mutated into actual chickens.
If you believe in creationism....hmmm... the Bible doesn't really say anything specific about whether God created chickens or eggs first, does it?
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07-29-07, 03:47 AM #14
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I believe sex came first!
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07-30-07, 02:16 AM #15
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Genesis 1
24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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07-30-07, 02:36 AM #16
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Depends on if you like BBQ chicken or omelettes more.
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07-30-07, 03:48 AM #17
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Seems to favor the chicken, if life is defined as beginning at birth (hatching? Originally Posted by lewisipso
) . But couldn't a fertilized egg also count as a living creature, if life is defined as beginning at conception?
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07-30-07, 04:38 AM #18
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Since the chicken emerges from an egg, and the egg is laid by a chicken, it is ambiguous which originally gave rise to the other.
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07-30-07, 08:53 PM #19
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Simple shit, Dude.
Eggs are for breakfast, chicken is for dinner. Therefore, eggs come before chicken.
A pox on MacDonald's for trying to fuck up the natural order by serving a breakfast chicken sandwich. That's just unnatural and wrong.Anything posted here does not represent the opinion of any agency anywhere ever.
Hell, it doesn't necessarily represent the opinion of the poster and is subject to change at any time.
Deal with it.
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07-30-07, 09:02 PM #20
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Originally Posted by AITG
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Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in alignment with his employer. Matter of fact, the poster will deny any knowledge of any post... this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds...
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