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    Please help

    for the past 30+ years of my life, I have been stumped trying to figure out the answer to this extremely important question...













































































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    So you've been THAT bored for 30+ years?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo523 View Post
    the egg
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Depends on whether or not you believe in creationism.


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    I know. But I have been sworn to secrecy and cannot divulge the answer.

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    I don't know the answer to that question, but I do know how Easter eggs are made.








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    And the answer is below








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    If you believe in evolution, the egg came first, as its parents were proto-chickens who had not yet mutated into actual chickens.

    If you believe in creationism....hmmm... the Bible doesn't really say anything specific about whether God created chickens or eggs first, does it?

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    Genesis 1
    24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

    25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
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    Depends on if you like BBQ chicken or omelettes more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Genesis 1
    24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
    Seems to favor the chicken, if life is defined as beginning at birth (hatching? ) . But couldn't a fertilized egg also count as a living creature, if life is defined as beginning at conception?

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    Since the chicken emerges from an egg, and the egg is laid by a chicken, it is ambiguous which originally gave rise to the other.

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    Simple shit, Dude.

    Eggs are for breakfast, chicken is for dinner. Therefore, eggs come before chicken.

    A pox on MacDonald's for trying to fuck up the natural order by serving a breakfast chicken sandwich. That's just unnatural and wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AITG View Post
    Simple shit, Dude.

    Eggs are for breakfast, chicken is for dinner. Therefore, eggs come before chicken.

    A pox on MacDonald's for trying to fuck up the natural order by serving a breakfast chicken sandwich. That's just unnatural and wrong.

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