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    CALIFORNIA GROUP

    CTR mentioned we Californians should start our own group. I suggested the name of TRAIL MIX

    ya know Fruits and Nuts all in one bag



    what do you think?


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    So that's where all the squirrels looking for nuts go!

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    im from California and pride my self in it im down!

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    ...And God Created California!

    In the Beginning

    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's California the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills, and forests. The people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"

    God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento."
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

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    Dont be hatin on Cali. You dirty south bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheech View Post
    Dont be hatin on Cali. You dirty south bastards!
    We wouldn't think about hatin' on Cali.

    Hell, if it wasn't for you guys being around, they'd be pickin' on us.

    We LOVE Cali.

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    and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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    Hum... I'm in... but we need a better name.... I don't think the Swamp Mafia are gonna shiver in their boots when they here trail mix is in town....

    Keep the ideas coming....

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    how intimidating can you make those from a state where surfing is dominant, beachboys are classics and a city of san fransisco?
    ..

    maybe something whith alcatraz in it ... or just the alki crew lol....

    you are all a bunch of drunks anyway
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    Come on Goz.. your from S. FL!!! You really can't pick on us!!!

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    lol no... i live in south florida... i will never say i am from here.. and actually... in december I will be moving to Hawaii

    but i am from new hampshire lol...

    hmmmmm lets think..... is there some sort of intimidating part of LA?
    lol
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    lol no... i live in south florida... i will never say i am from here.. and actually... in december I will be moving to Hawaii

    but i am from new hampshire lol...

    hmmmmm lets think..... is there some sort of intimidating part of LA?
    lol
    Hahahahaha!

    Ok... I am alittle jealous... Hawaii is beautiful...

    All of Downtown LA is intimidating....I get in and out as fast as I can....

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    Fruits and Nuts...

    More like Dumb and Dumber
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Im as also.. But we do need a name that has a bit more edge... Let me chew on it for a bit and Ill try to come up with a few ideas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Fruits and Nuts...

    More like Dumb and Dumber
    oh yeah and like your the dumbest ever dude....



    oh wait... why the hell am i sticking up for anyone from california?

    lol...
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    oh yeah and like your the dumbest ever dude....



    oh wait... why the hell am i sticking up for anyone from california?

    lol...
    Because... its RSA... even you have to realize that Californian's are smarter then him!

    So why the big move anyway?

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    Just call yourselves the LEF Fairies.
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    I would pass"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope View Post
    Just call yourselves the LEF Fairies.
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Because... its RSA... even you have to realize that Californian's are smarter then him!

    So why the big move anyway?
    I am going to stay with my dept... but take a leave of absence because my hubby is going to be a company commander and have his crew at the base just north of honalulu starting mid december... then they get deployed to Iraq sept. 2008 (though i am hoping that doesnt happen lol)... so I am going to go with him to hawaii from december 07 to september 08 and when or if he goes to iraq in september I will come back to miami and work for 7 months or so...
    or hell... just get a job with hawaii 5-0 LMAO
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Because... its RSA... even you have to realize that Californian's are smarter then him!
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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