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    Honorary Member of the Swamp Mafia

    I have made myself the "Honorary Member".....

    So Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNIZE or is it RECON
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    I don't think one makes themself a honorary member of anything... besides... what makes you think they want you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    I have made myself the "Honorary Member".....

    So Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNIZE or is it RECON
    Fuckin' wannabe...

    How'd you like to swim wit' da' crawfish?

    Boudreaux, Thibodaux, take 'dis puldoo an' make a nice boudin wit' him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post

    How'd you like to swim wit' da' crawfish?
    I love crawfish!

    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post

    Boudreaux, Thibodaux, take 'dis puldoo an' make a nice boudin wit' him.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    but can you play da fiddle?



    an dance da two step?


    And do you know what "dont eat the dead ones" means?

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    Would someone who has 5 lbs of boudin in the freezer, just made a couple of pounds of homemade tasso yesterday, knows how to make a roux, owns a 60 quart crawfish pot that is used frequently, knows how to bowfish and rod fish for redfish,can find Convent, LA without a map, hasn't missed mardi gras in about 10 years, and has ridden a float in Ceasar twice be a bit closer to honorary?

    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Boudreaux, Thibodaux, take 'dis puldoo an' make a nice boudin wit' him.
    (He also perfectly understood the above quote and thinks it's hilarious! )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    I have made myself the "Honorary Member".....
    Jealousy! Nuttin' but JEALOUSY, y'all hear?

    Pretty soon they'll all wanna move to La. Next thing we gonna start runnin' outta crawfishes.

    Y'all will at least bring some beer when y'all come, I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dapples View Post
    And do you know what "dont eat the dead ones" means?
    "Crawfish are put in boiling water while still alive, which kills them instantly, and their tails curl up under their bodies. If they have already died, however, their tails will not curl, and they are called straight-tails. Since you don't know if they died ten minutes before cooking or two weeks before, it is best not to eat the ones that were alive when they were dropped into the boil. The Cajun slang for this is "Don't eat the dead ones." http://www.flickr.com/photos/baronsamedi/509129010/

    Thanks to Google, we can all be honorary Swamp Mafia members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    "Crawfish are put in boiling water while still alive, which kills them instantly, and their tails curl up under their bodies. If they have already died, however, their tails will not curl, and they are called straight-tails. Since you don't know if they died ten minutes before cooking or two weeks before, it is best not to eat the ones that were alive when they were dropped into the boil. The Cajun slang for this is "Don't eat the dead ones." http://www.flickr.com/photos/baronsamedi/509129010/

    Thanks to Google, we can all be honorary Swamp Mafia members.
    Takes a little more than googling, Jenna
    you know, if'n a cat had kittens in the oven we wouldnt call em biscuits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    " Since you don't know if they died ten minutes before cooking or two weeks before, it is best not to eat the ones that were alive when they were dropped into the boil. The Cajun slang for this is "Don't eat the dead ones." http://www.flickr.com/photos/baronsamedi/509129010/

    Thanks to Google, we can all be honorary Swamp Mafia members.
    Ummmm, they got that backasswards, Cher.

    It's the ones that were still kicking when they hit the water that you eat.

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    Okay, okay, I now recognize that Google has its limits. Please don't make a nice boudin wit' me!

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    Okay, okay, I now recognize that Google has its limits. Please don't make a nice boudin wit' me!
    Whoooo luvs ya, Babeeee?

    The Swamp Mafia, dat's who.

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    I want some crawfish with Pat O'Brian's hurricane
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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