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07-30-07, 02:46 AM #1
Home Depot Warning
If I didn't put this in the right place could a Mod please move it?
A "heads up" for any of you guys who may be regular Home Depot
customers.
Over the last month several people I know have become victims of a clever scam while
out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19 -year-old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both
start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No"
and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts putting her hands all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 5th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th and once on the 23rd."The statements and opinions contained in this communication do not necessarily reflect the official position of the Commission regarding these issues."
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07-30-07, 03:08 AM #2
It's in the wrong section, unless you consider having a story of having your wallet stolen, "Fun and Games."
Moved to General Topics.
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07-30-07, 03:52 AM #3

I'd consider it fun and games...
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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07-30-07, 03:55 AM #4
Snopes says it's a joke.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp
On the other hand, who knows, maybe life can imitate art.
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07-30-07, 04:03 AM #5
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I nominate this thread for "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes
Unless it's real. In that case I'm off to find a Home Depot!
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07-30-07, 04:33 AM #6
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07-30-07, 08:41 AM #7
I think this subject came up before... I suggested that the other victim buy his wallets by the dozen on eBay to lower the average per-BJ cost
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07-30-07, 08:48 AM #8Cheech Guest
Ive gotten my wallet taken 3 times
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