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    Home Depot Warning

    If I didn't put this in the right place could a Mod please move it?

    A "heads up" for any of you guys who may be regular Home Depot
    customers.

    Over the last month several people I know have become victims of a clever scam while
    out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
    quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
    to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19 -year-old girls come over to
    your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both
    start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
    breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
    impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No"
    and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
    having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the
    front seat and starts putting her hands all over you, while the
    other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen July 5th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th and once on the 23rd.
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    It's in the wrong section, unless you consider having a story of having your wallet stolen, "Fun and Games."

    Moved to General Topics.

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    I'd consider it fun and games...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

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    Snopes says it's a joke.

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp

    On the other hand, who knows, maybe life can imitate art.

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    I nominate this thread for "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes

    Unless it's real. In that case I'm off to find a Home Depot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEB View Post
    Unless it's real. In that case I'm off to find a Home Depot!
    You don't believe my wallet was stolen 7 times?











    /sarcasm off
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    I think this subject came up before... I suggested that the other victim buy his wallets by the dozen on eBay to lower the average per-BJ cost

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    Ive gotten my wallet taken 3 times

 

 

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