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    GAS GAS GAS!!!!



    4 soft shell tacos yesterday, and 2 more today. I'm making a hole in the ozone layer baybee!


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    That gas mask looks like your avatar!

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    Hell yeah!!, Im right there with you bro!! Jerry pizza last night

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    Eeeeeeeewe....

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    I was once in a surveillance van for seven hrs with a guy who had a bowl of chilli the night before. Mcdonalds breakfest, White castle for lunch and had a bad case of the beer farts......................The hair in my nose has still not grown back.

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    Jesus dude, I would have made him tape his ass shut or something!

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    Try a big Onion sandwich..... That always does it for Cidp24
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    What else is on this onion sandwich??

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    If you munch a big Jalapeña you can blow a hole right through your shorts.

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    Yep, but with a bloody, smelly mess I bet

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    love the gas meg....


    paul always says he knows that i love him the most when i make him chili and then stay in with him for the night...

    what he fails to realize is that after the first hour i have passed out.



    what comes out of a mans ass really needs its own time zone
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    But instead
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    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    what comes out of a mans ass really needs its own time zone

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    Big bowl of broccoli and cheese. Mmmmmm.

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    You can get the same results just eating cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob84 View Post
    What else is on this onion sandwich??
    Bologna and mayo
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    mayo yes, could I substitute the bologna for turkey?

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