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    A co-worker thinks I'm crazy!!!

    I was telling him about my theory on motorcycles and quality time. Basically, the more quality time you spend with you motorcycle, the happier it is. But as you start to spend time away from it things start to go wrong.

    The carbs getting gunked up, tires going flat, things not working proper etc. etc. are all because you haven't been spending enough quality time with your bike!

    Your bike NEEDS quality time with you and you need quality time with you bike! The more time you spend away from your bike will determine the severity of what will need worked on! The more quality time you spend with your bike keeps those pesky little things from getting out of hand!

    So remember folks, don't miss your quality time with your bike. If you have one in your garage that hasn't ran for a while, start out slow by just going out to wipe the dust off and sit on her and maybe even talk to her and appoligize for neglecting her! It's really that simple!


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    Wtf u are crazy
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    I will ride my bike to work today in your honor!

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    What are you on? Why aren't you sharing it with the rest of us?

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    O.o

    Just bikes? I thought almost all objects were like that. My bass guitar absolutely refuses to hook up well to my amp if I don't practice for a few weeks.
    "Love tastes funny"

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy2202 View Post
    I will ride my bike to work today in your honor!
    Why thank you!!!

    My bike had about 2 hours of quality time last night. I was taking of some unnecessary weight (the passenger pegs and all the bracketry that goes with them) and fabbed up a mount for the exhaust.

    Tonight she will get about 1 more hour as the piece that broke off the swing arm last week gets replaced tonight! It's the piece that the chain tensioning bolt runs through. Some how the nutss came loose on my way to work and that little block of Al bent and then shattered as we tried to straighten it out.


    I can't wait to ride again!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nana View Post
    O.o

    Just bikes? I thought almost all objects were like that. My bass guitar absolutely refuses to hook up well to my amp if I don't practice for a few weeks.
    I think it's been a few months since I had my bass out of the case! I guess I have some work to do!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I think it's been a few months since I had my bass out of the case! I guess I have some work to do!
    Haha, my bass is a picky little thing. I got it for free from my friend, actually, but he had neglected it for so long that I have to have everything set just right or else the amp refuses to pick it up. When I got it, I had to open it up and play with the wires, because it was shorting out.

    *sigh*

    It still doesn't work the best, but my Peavey amp makes it sound great and I do love the poor thing to death.
    "Love tastes funny"

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    Girlfriends are the same way.

    NEVER neglect them.

    You should occasionally dust them off, talk to them, sit on them - - -


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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Girlfriends are the same way.

    NEVER neglect them.

    You should occasionally dust them off, talk to them, sit on them - - -


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    Muahaha... that is so true. I give my boyfriend so much crap when I think he is ignoring me. Ah, who would have ever thought I would be such a nagging gal?
    "Love tastes funny"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Girlfriends are the same way.

    NEVER neglect them.

    You should occasionally dust them off, talk to them, sit on them - - -


    .
    Yeah, but you can't fart on you gf/wife! Trust me on this one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    Yeah, but you can't fart on you gf/wife! Trust me on this one!
    Now you tell me!

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    >.>

    Yeah, I assume they'd take offense to that, but... what's life without some risks?
    "Love tastes funny"

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    It is fun sometimes! I won't do the dutch oven, but I will get up, leave the room and shut the door on my way out!


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    **thinking**

    I am sooo glad I am single!

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    Haha, actually, what worse than boys are their friends or siblings.

    >.>

    Before my boyfriend got his own apartment, his "little" brother (6'8, 300lbs.) would randomly storm into his room, throw me over his shoulder and just run somewhere, and this was usually before he showered. Argggh...
    "Love tastes funny"

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    Wait till your motorcycle gets a restraining order against you.

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    YES, give your bikes LOTS of ATTENTION....I gave this bike lots of attention and it awarded me with this picture!!! GAWD I loved that bike...

    Tres Rios Motorcycle Rally..

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    I just had about 2 hours qulity with my bike, best 2 hours I had all day,no nagging, no fuss, no muss and it's always in the mood!
    Giggity giggity Goo!

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