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    So I spilled a beer on my keyboard.

    To make sure it was okay I opened up notepad and tried to type the letter 'a'. It ejected my cd drive, opened up the windows help and support center, and started outputting the number 3 repeatedly until I disconnected it.

    My keyboard is such a lightweight.
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    Damn, I don't generally start doing that till I've had at LEAST two beers.
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    Doing what? Goin' nuts? or spilling your beer? LOL
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    I thought people of British decent lived on beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lostralian View Post
    Doing what? Goin' nuts? or spilling your beer? LOL
    Yes, both. It's obvious that you haven't broken your keyboard in the right way, allowing it to build up a tolerance.
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    Spilling beer is a very serious offense punishable by death.
    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

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    LOL!!! Thats awesome!!!

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    I think we all should have a moment of silence for the spilled beer.

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    It was a good Foster's

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    Lostralian I think I found just what you need.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elle View Post
    Lostralian I think I found just what you need.
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    Haha thanks, but that wasn't my problem.

    It was a pop off and it didn't pop off all the way the first time. When I gave it a second go I gave it a little too much force.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Whatever smartass LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lostralian View Post
    Whatever smartass LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey703 View Post
    Spilling beer is a very serious offense punishable by death.
    Is this another Swamp Mafia member speaking?
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lostralian View Post
    It was a good Foster's

    R.I.P
    There is no such thing as a GOOD Fosters!!!!!




    But beer is beer and I'm telling Customs, you will banned from entering this country just like Snoop Dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    There is no such thing as a GOOD Fosters!!!!!




    But beer is beer and I'm telling Customs, you will banned from entering this country just like Snoop Dog.
    Oh hush you, Fosters is all I got right now besides dog piss, until i leave for oz again, you'll never ban me, I'm too cool...muahahahaha.
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