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    Funny PC Statement

    Here is a pretty funny PC statement that is pretty good....I hope its not a repost..

    ON 07/08/07, AT APPROXIMATELY 0326 HOURS, I WAS TRAVELING NORTHBOUND IN THE
    >6100 BLOCK OF N. COLLEGE AVE. IN MY FULLY MARKED IMPD POLICE VEHICLE AND
    >IN FULL UNIFORM. I HAD MY WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. I HEARD A MALE VOICE
    >CALLING FOR A PIG, HE WAS SAYING "SUEY, PIGGY, PIGGY" I LOOKED OVER AND
    >OBSERVED THREE WHITE MALES AND A WHITE FEMALE WALKING SOUTHBOUND ON THE
    >EAST SIDE OF N. COLLEGE AVE. ONE OF THE WHITE MALES WEARING BLUE JEANS
    >AND A LIGHT COLORED BUTTONED UP SHIRT LOOKED DIRECTLY AT ME WITH RED GLASSY
    >BLOODSHOT EYES AND SAID, "SUEY PIGGY, PIGGY." I WAS CONCERNED THAT THE MAN
    >HAD LOST HIS PIG AND THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ROAMING AROUND IN THE BROAD
    >RIPPLE AREA SO I DECIDED TO STOP AND ASSIST HIM, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW
    >DEVASTATING A LOST OF PET CAN BE. I IDENTIFIED THE WHITE MALE SUBJECT FROM
    >AN INDIANA DRIVER'S LICENSE AS JAMES ADAM MCGRATH, DOB 1/22/82. WHILE I
    >WAS SPEAKING WITH MR. MCGRATH ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE LOST PIG, I SMELLED A
    >STRONG ODOR COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON HIS BREATH AND
    >PERSON. HIS SPEECH WAS ALSO SLIGHTLY SLURRED. I PLACED MR. MCGRATH UNDER
    >ARREST FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AND HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE APC BY A
    >MARION COUNTY JAIL WAGON. I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE BROAD RIPPLE AREA AND
    >UNFORTUNATELY WAS NOT ABLE TO LOCATE ANY LOST PIGS. I HOPE I FIND IT
    >BEFORE THE GUY AT DICK'S BODACIS BARBECUE DOES. ALL OF THE ABOVE OCCURRED
    >IN MARION COUNTY, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
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    LOL! That's a good one.

    We'd get our asses handed to us here for it though.
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    that is really funny...

    i wrote an arrest affidavit at christmas that started 'all through the house'... it was an occupied burglary as well to boot...
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    that is really funny...

    i wrote an arrest affidavit at christmas that started 'all through the house'... it was an occupied burglary as well to boot...

    Great use of words
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    Nicely written!

 

 

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