Funny PC Statement

[Tuff]

Here is a pretty funny PC statement that is pretty good....I hope its not a repost..

ON 07/08/07, AT APPROXIMATELY 0326 HOURS, I WAS TRAVELING NORTHBOUND IN THE
>6100 BLOCK OF N. COLLEGE AVE. IN MY FULLY MARKED IMPD POLICE VEHICLE AND
>IN FULL UNIFORM. I HAD MY WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. I HEARD A MALE VOICE
>CALLING FOR A PIG, HE WAS SAYING "SUEY, PIGGY, PIGGY" I LOOKED OVER AND
>OBSERVED THREE WHITE MALES AND A WHITE FEMALE WALKING SOUTHBOUND ON THE
>EAST SIDE OF N. COLLEGE AVE. ONE OF THE WHITE MALES WEARING BLUE JEANS
>AND A LIGHT COLORED BUTTONED UP SHIRT LOOKED DIRECTLY AT ME WITH RED GLASSY
>BLOODSHOT EYES AND SAID, "SUEY PIGGY, PIGGY." I WAS CONCERNED THAT THE MAN
>HAD LOST HIS PIG AND THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ROAMING AROUND IN THE BROAD
>RIPPLE AREA SO I DECIDED TO STOP AND ASSIST HIM, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW
>DEVASTATING A LOST OF PET CAN BE. I IDENTIFIED THE WHITE MALE SUBJECT FROM
>AN INDIANA DRIVER'S LICENSE AS JAMES ADAM MCGRATH, DOB 1/22/82. WHILE I
>WAS SPEAKING WITH MR. MCGRATH ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE LOST PIG, I SMELLED A
>STRONG ODOR COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON HIS BREATH AND
>PERSON. HIS SPEECH WAS ALSO SLIGHTLY SLURRED. I PLACED MR. MCGRATH UNDER
>ARREST FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AND HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE APC BY A
>MARION COUNTY JAIL WAGON. I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE BROAD RIPPLE AREA AND
>UNFORTUNATELY WAS NOT ABLE TO LOCATE ANY LOST PIGS. I HOPE I FIND IT
>BEFORE THE GUY AT DICK'S BODACIS BARBECUE DOES. ALL OF THE ABOVE OCCURRED
>IN MARION COUNTY, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA

[Pudge]

LOL! That's a good one.

We'd get our asses handed to us here for it though.

[gozling]

that is really funny...

i wrote an arrest affidavit at christmas that started 'all through the house'... it was an occupied burglary as well to boot...

[Tuff]

that is really funny...

i wrote an arrest affidavit at christmas that started 'all through the house'... it was an occupied burglary as well to boot...

Great use of words

[Emily]

Nicely written!