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    Need Help!!!!!!!



    My room mate and I became parents yesterday. We don't know what to name it, any suggestions?


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    Is that a guini pig?
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,Ē Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post


    My room mate and I became parents yesterday.

    wow, i thought you lived with another female?????

    what kind of secret stuff are you pulling out of the hat?
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,Ē Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    wow, i thought you lived with another female?????

    what kind of secret stuff are you pulling out of the hat?
    It is a G-Pig

    And to answer your other question, wouldn't you like to know??
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    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
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    Lunch??
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday View Post
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    Lunch??
    You want to eat my g-pig?

    Ok the pics just loaded, now I know you don't want to eat my pig. But that is so much worse!!! You're done, I don't like you anymore. Lol.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
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    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
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    Awww....it was all in good fun Autumn....well, maybe not fun for the pig, but fun none the less....OK OK O...a name....hmm....

    How about Porky....or Petunia if HE is a SHE...

    Friends again???
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday View Post
    Awww....it was all in good fun Autumn....well, maybe not fun for the pig, but fun none the less....OK OK O...a name....hmm....

    How about Porky....or Petunia if HE is a SHE...

    Friends again???
    '

    I just paid 25 for that thing, its not dinner. LOL.

    Ok we'll be friends again. Maybe.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
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    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
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    I just paid 25 for that thing, its not dinner. LOL.

    Ok we'll be friends again. Maybe.
    SOMEONE needs to treat you to a dinner worth 25 bucks a plate Autumn!! SHEESH....

    We will be GREAT friends, I am positive...

    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday View Post
    How about Porky....or Petunia if HE is a SHE...
    Aunt Petunia might work. Or Dudley Dursley....

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    A recipe for fried Guinea Pig
    _CUY CHAQTADO_
    Fried Guinea Pig (Ayacucho-style)
    1 guinea pig, de-haired, gutted, and cleaned
    1/2 c. flour
    1/4 - 1/2 t. ground cumin
    salt and black pepper to taste
    1/2 c. oil
    Pat dry the skin of the guinea pig and rub in the cumin, salt, and pepper. Preheat oil. Dust the carcass with the flour and place it on its back in the oil, turning to cook both sides. Alternately, the guinea pig can be cut and fried in quarters.
    Serve with boiled potato or boiled manioc root, and a salad of cut tomatoes and slivered onions bathed in lime juice and a bit of salt. Have cold beer on hand.
    A real recipe from Ecuador where guinea pig is considered a delicacy.
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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Why does everyone want to eat my pet?

    The swamp mafia has made everyone think funny.
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    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    I don't want to eat it. It ain't big enough yet.

    Of course, now that I think about and considering some responses to this thread....


    name her or him "Delicious!"



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    Well, as it's a guinea PIG, how about naming it "Cop"?








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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    I don't want to eat it. It ain't big enough yet.
    No but it would be good bait for a gator, and boy does some sauce picante sound good!

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    Alligator Sauce Picante

    4 lb Cubed Alligator Meat
    1/2 cup Chopped Celery
    1 cup Flour
    1/2 cup Chopped Bell Pepper
    1 cup Oil
    One 8 oz Can Chopped Mushrooms
    4 tbs Butter
    1 cup Water
    2 Medium Chopped Onions
    1 Jar Salad Olives
    1/2 tsp Sugar
    1/4 cup Chopped Parsley
    1 Can Tomato Paste
    1/4 cup Chopped Scallions
    To Taste Salt & Cayenne Pepper & Louisiana Hot Sauce

    *** Soak meat with hot sauce and lemon juice for 30 minutes prior to cooking.
    Rinse before cooking.
    Make roux with 1 cup oil and 1 cup flour and cook until golden. Sautť onions in roux until brown. Add tomato paste and sugar and cook about 5 minutes. Add bell pepper, celery, garlic, mushrooms and stir well. Add water and cook 1 hour over low heat. Add scallions, parsley, alligator (cut in small pieces, and preferably meat other than from the tail) salt, pepper and cayenne to taste. Cover pot and cook slowly for 30 minutes or until meat is tender. Add olives which have been soaked in water and cook a few minutes longer.

    Serve over cooked rice Enjoy!
    Yield: 10 Servings


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    Ok it's official.

    My Pig HATESyou all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Ok it's official.

    My Pig HATESyou all.

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    How about Atari? I've always thought they sounded like little video games.
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    How about Roadblock? or Squad Car. My wife and I have a lot of black and white cats that like to lay in the hallway hindering access through it.


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