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    School 1977 vs 2007

    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
    2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1977 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1977 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
    1977 - Ants die.
    2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
    1977 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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    Scenario: Johnny has sex with his teacher,

    1977- Johnny gains bragging rights about slamming his hot teacher. The Principal gives johnny a high five for banging the new hot teacher.

    2007- Police, Swat team, Bomb Squad, FBI, Department of Human Services, School Psychologist, Headline News, Red Cross, National Guard, SAR Dogs, The US President and Congress are all called, teacher loses job, goes to jail for 20 years for making a young mans dream come true. Then Teacher is on Parole for 45 years, and must register as a Sexual Oriented Predator for the rest of her Life.

    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    Ah, yes. Things are beginning to spiral. Where do we draw the line? Pretty soon it will be illegal to give children time outs because of the emotional trauma caused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Ah, yes. Things are beginning to spiral. Where do we draw the line? Pretty soon it will be illegal to give children time outs because of the emotional trauma caused...
    tru dis
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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Ah, yes. Things are beginning to spiral. Where do we draw the line? Pretty soon it will be illegal to give children time outs because of the emotional trauma caused...

    Sorry, but my kids will still get that a$$ whooped. Living in Alabamastan has it advantages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Sorry, but my kids will still get that a$$ whooped. Living in Alabamastan has it advantages.
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    Only I don't live in alabama
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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    Scenario: Johnny has sex with his teacher,

    1977- Johnny gains bragging rights about slamming his hot teacher. The Principal gives johnny a high five for banging the new hot teacher.

    2007- Police, Swat team, Bomb Squad, FBI, Department of Human Services, School Psychologist, Headline News, Red Cross, National Guard, SAR Dogs, The US President and Congress are all called, teacher loses job, goes to jail for 20 years for making a young mans dream come true. Then Teacher is on Parole for 45 years, and must register as a Sexual Oriented Predator for the rest of her Life.

    WOW!! I'm sure glad I don't live in the States!!!

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    I dont think you would have to go back to 1977 to see that, Hell when I was in school we brought our guns all the time. I even brought it into school to give a demonstration on how to clean a gun and that was in jr high when I had to bring it on the bus. Yes I would bring guns on the school bus to school when I was about 14-15 years old. Cant do that now


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    Quote Originally Posted by BEK View Post
    I dont think you would have to go back to 1977 to see that, Hell when I was in school we brought our guns all the time. I even brought it into school to give a demonstration on how to clean a gun and that was in jr high when I had to bring it on the bus. Yes I would bring guns on the school bus to school when I was about 14-15 years old. Cant do that now
    I graduated in 2004 and I brought in guns for a demonstration once. Had to give an oral presentation and I chose to demonstrate the advancement of weapons...my dad had inherited a collection that included some WW1 weapons and some civil war replicas. Course, I was in a private school so thats probably why I could get away with it
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