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08-27-07, 06:06 PM #1
I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly."
"The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer. "
“Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.”
08-27-07, 06:26 PM #2
WTF did she say?Are you a 3%er? If you aren't, you should be.
08-27-07, 06:38 PM #3http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=197722498
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
08-27-07, 06:46 PM #4
08-27-07, 07:03 PM #5
my head hurts now"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
08-27-07, 07:34 PM #6" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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08-27-07, 07:35 PM #7
How do you spell D-U-H-H-H ?
If you look up "blonde jokes" in Webster's, this bimbo's picture has got to be next to the definition.
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08-27-07, 08:13 PM #8
Having participated in beauty pageants in SC, I can say with some authority that a majority of the girls are idiotic, venomous bitches. Most are more at home in trailer parks, and if you caught them with a book in their hands, it would be because they were trying to squish a bug with it.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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08-27-07, 08:35 PM #9
Come on people being dumb or stupid isn't a crime.
Just some people abuse the privilegeIf at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.
Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to there level and beat you on experience.
08-27-07, 11:46 PM #10
That was pretty scary, please tell me she will never be behind the wheel of a car...
08-28-07, 01:50 PM #11
09-01-07, 04:32 PM #12Banned
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Ah, yes. The wife of a man I worked for decided to stagger the lunch hours at the English institute thus causing great confusion. When asked why she wanted to do that she replied, "So we won't have ants." Makes sense to me! (But then I'm an idiot)
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