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    I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

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    WTF did she say?
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    Scary...just plain scary.....
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    mfranklin01 is offline its not vendication...its punishment
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    my head hurts now
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    " The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "

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    How do you spell D-U-H-H-H ?

    If you look up "blonde jokes" in Webster's, this bimbo's picture has got to be next to the definition.


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    Having participated in beauty pageants in SC, I can say with some authority that a majority of the girls are idiotic, venomous bitches. Most are more at home in trailer parks, and if you caught them with a book in their hands, it would be because they were trying to squish a bug with it.
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    Come on people being dumb or stupid isn't a crime.
    Just some people abuse the privilege
    If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to there level and beat you on experience.

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    That was pretty scary, please tell me she will never be behind the wheel of a car...

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    LMAO

    Did you see one of the video responses to this?


    This is the best video response.
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    Ah, yes. The wife of a man I worked for decided to stagger the lunch hours at the English institute thus causing great confusion. When asked why she wanted to do that she replied, "So we won't have ants." Makes sense to me! (But then I'm an idiot)

 

 

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