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08-31-07, 04:52 AM #1
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Conspiracy Theory #1 why LEF crashed
Conspiracy Theory #1 why LEF crashed ~
Well, I though I'd start, okay . . . it's all Jenna's fault, she encouraged me to post to much & it burnt out the connection.
So you can come out of hiding now Jenna, Beans wants his basement back!!!!
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08-31-07, 04:57 AM #2
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No, the plan was to go off line for a couple of days. That way we hoped you'd get RSI from answering every post you can find when it came back and then NOT be able to post for a month or three.
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08-31-07, 05:01 AM #3
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Originally Posted by Trojan 42
I don't like THAT theory!!!
I've been at RealPolice annoying them and even joined the LEF without the "S" . . . . I even read!!!! 
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08-31-07, 05:56 AM #4
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LEF was doing too well, so the server crash was intended to teach us humility. Kind of like when the Tower of Babel crashed.
Either that, or our dealers wanted to show us the power they have over us by withholding our crack for a few days.
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08-31-07, 07:34 AM #5
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I don't wear hipsters so no crack here Jenna!?!?!
Oh, by the way . . .
Get out of Bean's basement you!!!!!
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08-31-07, 08:00 AM #6
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Never forget it....LEF is your drug of choice, and I, the Site Owner, am your drug dealer!
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08-31-07, 08:04 AM #7
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Terminator shot the server.
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08-31-07, 08:26 AM #8
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The mods were in a Kama Sutra workshop with each other, The only rule was no women were allowed to attend.
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08-31-07, 08:39 AM #9
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Originally Posted by Star Man
The mods were in a Kama Sutra workshop with each other, The only rule was no women were allowed to attend.
Maybe they were on a mancation?
Mancation: When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfriends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.
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08-31-07, 09:18 AM #10
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Just caressing each other's MANGINAS............. Originally Posted by Buttercup
Maybe they were on a mancation?
Mancation: When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfriends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots............................................
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08-31-07, 09:54 AM #11
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'd need a mancation.
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08-31-07, 12:16 PM #12
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Actually, theory #1 was started a couple of days ago on Glock Talk. The theory was that Pgrl had unplugged the server and then poored diet coke all over it.
She is still denying it though.
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08-31-07, 12:23 PM #13
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I figured TONY crashed the site and had it all to himself and he was in the arcade sitting there naked drinking beer with some action flick on the tv laughing and becoming champ at all the games...
every now and then he would scream at beans to bring him a sandwich and replace his pee pee cup holder...
(sort of like the episode of southpark)
you know you did that tony... you big arcade whore.
OH and dont think I didnt pick up on the fact that YOU started this thread to throw ALL the suspiciousness OFF of YOU....
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
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But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
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08-31-07, 02:04 PM #14
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I agree that Tony did it.
i picture him naked at the computer, mouse in his right hand, giggling " I've got LEF all to myself now. 2000 posts, HA! By the time Term figures it out I'll have 10,000 posts....."
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08-31-07, 02:31 PM #15
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I just figured that the server pulled an Elvis - took a dump and died.
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08-31-07, 06:01 PM #16
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. . . . . so . . Originally Posted by gozling
I figured TONY crashed the site and had it all to himself and he was in the arcade sitting there naked drinking beer with some action flick on the tv laughing and becoming champ at all the games...
every now and then he would scream at beans to bring him a sandwich and replace his pee pee cup holder...
(sort of like the episode of southpark)
you know you did that tony... you big arcade whore.
OH and dont think I didnt pick up on the fact that YOU started this thread to throw ALL the suspiciousness OFF of YOU....
. . . you can't stop thinking about me naked hey Goz!!!!
Originally Posted by pc830cop
I agree that Tony did it.
i picture him naked at the computer, mouse in his right hand, giggling " I've got LEF all to myself now. 2000 posts, HA! By the time Term figures it out I'll have 10,000 posts....."
. . . but it worries me that YOU think of me naked!!!
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08-31-07, 06:07 PM #17
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Originally Posted by Star Man
The mods were in a Kama Sutra workshop with each other, The only rule was no women were allowed to attend.
OOHH!!!!! FUNNY!!!
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08-31-07, 06:18 PM #18
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Originally Posted by Terminator
I find it impossible to believe that you could go without a Jrae fix that long. We all know you got drunk couldn't then shot the server saying it was all the servers fault you couldn't spell.
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08-31-07, 06:29 PM #19
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Originally Posted by Tony
. . . . . so . .. . . you can't stop thinking about me naked hey Goz!!!!
nothing sexier than a nekkid wombat
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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08-31-07, 06:44 PM #20
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Ducky earned some positive rep with this one......
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