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09-20-07, 09:24 PM #1
Where the Frick do I sign up?
Well, after seeing this video, I have decided that I am leaving the United States, moving to Israel and joining their military. You can see why after watching this.
http://shock.military.com/Shock/vide...soldiertech.nl
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09-20-07, 10:00 PM #2
Niiiiice, but for every nice one there's probably 20 Harry Hilga lookin bitches!
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09-20-07, 11:03 PM #3

"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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09-20-07, 11:05 PM #4"Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
Follow members of O/R as they tweet a "Ride a long" on their shifts on the front page of the site and on twitter at the following links:
www.twitter.com/PoliceRideAlong
www.twitter.com/lewisipso
www.twitter.com/ORgopher
www.twitter.com/SecondChance122
www.twitter.com/pojmm
www.twitter.com/ORGIB
The opinions given in my posts & threads DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Pudge" on Officerresource.com
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09-20-07, 11:38 PM #5
Cute chicks with guns.... HOT.
"Stupid should hurt."
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09-21-07, 05:09 AM #6
None like that here when I was in the service either
Anyway. check out the new Isreali tourism commercial. LEF group tour inbound?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6MCn8wPR1I"Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"
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09-21-07, 06:08 AM #7
They are trying to make suicide bombers too horny to bomb shit.
"The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly."
"The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer. "
“Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.”
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09-21-07, 06:26 AM #8
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09-21-07, 06:48 AM #9
I got about 1/2 way through,and had to go out on the patio for a smoke

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09-22-07, 06:34 AM #10
Oy Vay, sign me up !
I put in a little time on Paris Island, where all female Marines are trained. I don't recall ever seeing one that would qualify to serve in the Israel Army if those pics are indicative of their staffing
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09-22-07, 06:38 AM #11
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I have seen chicks that hot in the US military, but it is a rare thing. You don't think that just maybe they stacked the deck a bit, do ya?
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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09-22-07, 06:57 AM #12
Israel has compulsory military service for women as well as men, so they have the entire female population to choose from when stacking the deck.
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09-22-07, 08:43 AM #13
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09-22-07, 01:48 PM #14
*shakes head* Now boys, you should really think about.... ah hell, go for it. Maybe you'll get lucky....
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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09-22-07, 02:06 PM #15
Okay, okay, even as a hetero-chick, I have to acknowledge those chicks are ... hot!! LMAO
I agree with Jenna... they have the advantage of the entire female population. You know not all the females in Israel are that hot!The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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09-22-07, 02:08 PM #16
Does anyone know Hebrew? What's the song about? I heard "Jumping Jack Flash" in English.
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09-22-07, 02:10 PM #17
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And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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09-22-07, 02:13 PM #18
Googling doesn't work if you don't know enough of the language to spell the keywords correctly.

I did try googling "Jumping Jack Flash," the one English phrase I heard in the song, and various terms like "Israel" or "Israeli Army", but to no avail.
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09-22-07, 02:15 PM #19
Well, I could probably find a book on the language in my library (the languages taught at my school are Hebrew, Greek, Latin, German, and Spanish. There are probably tons of books of Hebrew in the library, those guys need all the help they can get! But alas, I wouldn't be able to get one until tomorrow and I'm sure some internet guru will figure it out before then.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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09-22-07, 02:17 PM #20
A book about Hebrew won't help us decipher the words in the song, unless we actually use it to learn enough Hebrew to identify the words in the song, spell them correctly, type them into google, and then read websites about the song which are probably also in Hebrew. It would be simpler to get a translation from someone who actually knows the language.
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