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    Where the Frick do I sign up?

    Well, after seeing this video, I have decided that I am leaving the United States, moving to Israel and joining their military. You can see why after watching this.

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    Niiiiice, but for every nice one there's probably 20 Harry Hilga lookin bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Niiiiice, but for every nice one there's probably 20 Harry Hilga lookin bitches!

    Were you ever in our Military? I was, I never ever seen any women that looked like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    Were you ever in our Military? I was, I never ever seen any women that looked like that.

    Nope, can't say I was. I had a close personal friend who was and he never mentioned anything like that.
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    Cute chicks with guns.... HOT.

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    None like that here when I was in the service either

    Anyway. check out the new Isreali tourism commercial. LEF group tour inbound?
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    They are trying to make suicide bombers too horny to bomb shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2525 View Post
    They are trying to make suicide bombers too horny to bomb shit.


    I am thinking you are correct, but I got a feeling there is a little more accidental discharge issues going on....

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    Oy Vay, sign me up !


    I put in a little time on Paris Island, where all female Marines are trained. I don't recall ever seeing one that would qualify to serve in the Israel Army if those pics are indicative of their staffing
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    I have seen chicks that hot in the US military, but it is a rare thing. You don't think that just maybe they stacked the deck a bit, do ya?
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    Israel has compulsory military service for women as well as men, so they have the entire female population to choose from when stacking the deck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    Cute chicks with guns.... HOT.
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    Okay, okay, even as a hetero-chick, I have to acknowledge those chicks are ... hot!! LMAO

    I agree with Jenna... they have the advantage of the entire female population. You know not all the females in Israel are that hot!
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    Does anyone know Hebrew? What's the song about? I heard "Jumping Jack Flash" in English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Does anyone know Hebrew? What's the song about? I heard "Jumping Jack Flash" in English.

    You mean you didn't google it?
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    Googling doesn't work if you don't know enough of the language to spell the keywords correctly.

    I did try googling "Jumping Jack Flash," the one English phrase I heard in the song, and various terms like "Israel" or "Israeli Army", but to no avail.

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    Well, I could probably find a book on the language in my library (the languages taught at my school are Hebrew, Greek, Latin, German, and Spanish. There are probably tons of books of Hebrew in the library, those guys need all the help they can get! But alas, I wouldn't be able to get one until tomorrow and I'm sure some internet guru will figure it out before then.
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    A book about Hebrew won't help us decipher the words in the song, unless we actually use it to learn enough Hebrew to identify the words in the song, spell them correctly, type them into google, and then read websites about the song which are probably also in Hebrew. It would be simpler to get a translation from someone who actually knows the language.

 

 
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