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    Lesson's to live by..we'll all be happier

    ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

    TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

    THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

    FOUR. When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it.

    FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

    SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

    SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

    EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

    NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

    TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

    ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

    TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

    THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

    FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.


    FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.


    SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson !

    SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

    EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

    NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

    TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.


    TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

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    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Good post. Alot more people need to follow these.
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    Copy and post away RSA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Copy and post away RSA.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


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    I liked this one!! Thanks for sharing.
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    Cool post, thanks for sharing it!
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    There's a lot there to think about . . . I like it.

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    If you post stuff like this again you'll need to change your name!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    If you post stuff like this again you'll need to change your name!!!


    and what name would that be
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and what name would that be
    Resident New Age Therapist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Resident New Age Therapist?

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and what name would that be

    How about DR. PHIL JR.

    Nice Post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    and what name would that be

    Liberace!
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    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    Liberace!

    no smiley for you!
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
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    half a smiley for you
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Resident Sensitivity Awareness?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Resident Sensitivity Awareness?

    no smiley for you until december
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    no smiley for you until december
    Aw, come on!! December?? I'm on smiley probation??




 

 
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