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    countybear's mailbag... will I ever find a good man?

    Here's an email recently recieved from Annie Bodie, of Apple Bottom, MI:

    Dear countybear,

    I can't seem to find a good man. I just ran my ex-old man off. We were in a long-term relationship, (he lived with me for about a year, and he was great with all of my kids, but he never would get a job so I had the police make him leave and I got a restraining order on him now). I almost wanted to marry him since he was such a great Dad, but he drank too much and if we'd have gotten married, I would have lost my government check.

    I started liking a guy recently, and thought everything was going well, so we went out and I gave him some and found out after that he was a real jerk. It seems that all the good men are already taken or gay. I am really depressed. How do I find a good man?

    Signed,

    Annie
    Dear Inflatable Annie:

    You dear, are a slut. I'd call you a prostitute, but they are at least smart enough to charge for it. You complain that there aren't good men out there, but believe me candybritches, there are... they just wouldn't be caught with your ass except out of utter cold-night-blue-balls-nowhere-to-go-but-to-old-faithful desperation. Having four kids all from different men is something that the FBI would call a "clue". Moving a new guy in on a regular basis is not something that makes you "desirable". It makes you a Jerry Springer guest.

    I would suggest that you stop looking for a man, and start looking for someone who can raise your children without teaching them your bad habits. If you have male kids, how do you think them seeing your revolving bedroom door will teach them to behave as men themselves? If you have female kids, again I ask, what are you teaching them about maturity and responsibility as women?

    You suck, (in more ways than one). Do society a favor and at least get fixed so that you cannot further reproduce. You deserve all the jerks that you can attract, but the poor souls who are forced to support your penis-habit are really overburdened, so at least have enough mercy to use your medicaid card to have your tubes tied, cut, burned, and wrapped around the telephone pole you are leaning on.

    Thanks for your example of how not live.
    CB.

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    Why do you get all the fun spam? My mailbag just gets spammers advertising drugs, mortgages, and fake diplomas, and the occasional foreign potentate asking for help with money laundering.

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    Classic as always CB
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    Geesh you reply to all these losers and I'm pretty sure I wrote you once and nothing...I'm hurt.

    Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Geesh you reply to all these losers and I'm pretty sure I wrote you once and nothing...I'm hurt.

    Lol.
    Maybe he didn't think you were enough of a loser to be worthy of his rants. Take it as a compliment!

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    Absotutely fantabulous!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post


    Why do you get all the fun spam? My mailbag just gets spammers advertising drugs, mortgages, and fake diplomas, and the occasional foreign potentate asking for help with money laundering.
    I think CB is having letters sent to him by one of his other personalities.
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